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I could totally imagine a clothed pig sitting in front of a computer
Literally me (to be fair I'm not always clothed).
Why is the pig a cannibal
It's human meat.
Its just a long pig
Or is pork short human?
They roughly have the intelligence of a 3 year-old, so...
My God they could run for Congress
Pairs well with mountain oysters.
Understandable, have a great day.
🎶Big man, pig man.... haha how charade you are...🎶
Isn't there a very famous children's story about a pig that is more equal than the other pigs?
Four legs good
Two legs ~~bad~~ better
Am I missing the obvious sarcasm that is somehow not mentioned? as in this pig is an obvious CLASS TRAITOR for being a pig that sells parts of (presumably) other pigs?
It's allll beef, no pig :)
Does a muppet count?
Dumb question: what is this illustration from? I recognize the art style, but can't place it.
The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Thanks!
looks like Richard Scarry
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Edit: huh, the '+' did do what i intended but didn't believe it would work.
You can't convince me the pig in the third pic isn't Winne the 🇨🇳 Pooh.
Ah, the pig is preparing soylent oligarch-green, a most sustainable job, I applaud you, pig.
A pig could sit in front of a computer in those books right? Right?!
I could see a dressed up og sitting in front of a computer. That's like the rest of the jobs
Brendan Fraser Crane is an interesting handle
Now I'm imagining a pig wearing programming socks.
Pigs will eat anything.
How am I supposed to imagine a clothed pig splicing fiber cables or setting up a rack full of communications equipment with fiber patches. They don't even have opposable thumbs, how can they unplug an LC plug with its retention clip?
If my job isn't real I'm taking the internet down with me, then he can read his hand drawn memes to his neighbor.
Every online career be like:
I dare you to find a job that can't be portrayed like that.
Hacker Pig? sure!
Neo matrix Pig? Sure
Politician? Almost indistinguishable
Holywood Director Pig? Nearly by default
Slaughterhouse Pig... NGL, that hits different, but still, I can see that.
Don't worry guys, it's human meat so it's not weird.
3rd candidate pun:
Oink-oborous
If I paid more attention in English class I could make this into an essay. Something about the "dog eat dog" nature of capitalism and the expectation that you will do it with rosy cheeks. The use of the butcher pig is an interesting take on the idiom as the harsh competition is often thought of as between faceless firms; rather than a blue collar worker. If I was a cultured pig I might have even watched the motion picture "Soylent Green" and weave it into the essay. Is the butcher aware of what goes into the grinder? Could it be that this pig is a revolutionary and is eating the rich pig?
There is a job that can be represented without any clothes at all.
Richard Scarry to the rescue
Pig in a cute sweater planing war crimes.