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Flirting (slrpnk.net)
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[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you use lube there's a lot less smoke.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

Always lube your metal gear, or else it’ll break down.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

metal gear??

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Snake! Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Psycho Mantis?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You're that ninja

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

“You knew??”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

metal gear solid is a game. that is all i know

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard Metal Gear is a pretty solid game.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn't afraid of anyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

A game?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Hind D?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Currently going through this. Girl I like is responding positively to my rants about Gondor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Good luck!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, wish I had a split personality so I could actually flirt for once.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It's less split personality and more unmasking the autism you're masking 90% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Did she make your metal gear.... solid?

Raiden sunglasses

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

❗

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

/#myteam 🤘🏼

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anal sphincter. Out!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

smoking WHAT?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry