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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not true. I can easily have just one row.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I only eat one sleeve at a time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

One drink according to my alcohol addiction apparently.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're supposed to eat them you freak.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Teeth. I guess you could, but more is advisable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tattoos, once you get one it’s reeeeally hard not to get another

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yes, this is why i advise people to skip the little tattoo and go for a bigger piece that will fit as part of a bigger tattoo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just this Tuesday I had the second session of my first tattoo as a full sleeve.

I am rather suddenly half sleeved from being naked 8 weeks ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I got one about 20 years ago, and that's my only one. But, it is most of my back and took 3 sessions.

Probably would have more if they weren't so expensive. (Tip: If you happen find tattoos that aren't expensive, you probably don't want one!)

[–] FigMcLargeHuge 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ComfortablyGlum 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least are meant to be eaten one at a time. Nutty bars on the other hand...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Realest answer fo sho

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Gesundheit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you only have one foot?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You see..

They still only sell shoes in pairs of two

So technically you cant just have 1..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Please put the scalpel down!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Diiiiiiick. Spit roast me, fellas. 🤤

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Double dick dude's ears just perked up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bollox, I had one years ago, thought it was complete and utter shite/not for me and stuck with psychedelics without doing any coke ever again.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Quantum entangled particles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Emergency contacts

[–] octoperson 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hundreds and thousands.
Ants.
Quarks.
Sith.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Two there should be. No more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Poops and Mitochondria(powerhouses). Also answers to your question.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine how tired you would be with only one mitochondrion...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Im tired with how many i got now so im down to try

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the contrary, I've been using the same planet's air my whole life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Same air, different breathe(same shit, different toilet)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Toffifee. It's a german thing I guess, hellish tasty.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My yubikeys and my hard drives

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Clapping hands

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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Rounds of disc golf

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you drop the 's' then you only have one ball.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you drop the 'ball' then, well, I don't know what to tell you

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