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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Probably an airgun and not a very powerful one.

[–] [email protected] 157 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even if not, I doubt competitors are "shitting their pants" over this. Can't say the bulletproofness rating topped the list of features I was looking for in my next car purchase

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If I could afford a new car, I might consider that feature given the potential of the next few years…

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

More important will be the ability to repair it yourself when things inevitably break. Given that musk is insanely petty and political, you would need to count on whittling Tesla parts from a piece of wood.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or the fact that Cyber trucks rarely make it more than a few hundred miles (if that) before they shut themselves off. Also, if you are ever in an accident and it loses power, it may very well lock you in the vehicle while it burns you to death.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

If I could afford a new car, I’d rather move to a neighborhood where my car doesn’t get shot at.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can DIY bulletproof your own car with phone books if it really matters to you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven’t seen one of those in years. Lol.

The local ibrary might need to weed some outdated encyclopedias though. 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

according to some dude with a lots of guns, youtube channel and a cybertruck it will stop 9x19mm and .22 LR, but not .17 HMR, .223/5.56x45mm, or presumably anything bigger. .17 HMR will stop in doors, but will go through external plate

anyway this is movie plot scenario relevant only to edgelords. maybe it'll be easier to avoid being shot at by not being in a car associated with shitheads

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Places that have metal protecting you (legs), places not bullet proof, head and chest.
Doesn't sound that useful. Also the bridge I currently take to go to work as the main bridge is closed for updating for the next few months only supports 3 tons. So a cyber truck couldn't get to my residence without taking a 7 mile detour each way.

(Not that I was ever considering one nor could afford one)

Edit to also add fun fact for those that maybe didn't understand the size of a .22lr or a .223 listed above. .223 is also known as 5.56 NATO. though they sound similar in size, a .223 round has 10x the energy of a .22 (they are much larger and travel much faster)

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Obligatory... The Cyber truck is not rated as bullet proof. This footage was most likely produced with cartridges that have just enough gun powder to cycle the gun's action. Actual bulletproof vehicles are way more expensive.

[–] SolOrion 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

This footage was most likely produced with cartridges that have just enough gun powder to cycle the gun’s action.

Frankly, it's probably not even that much. They probably used a bolt action and really light powder loads. I'd say maybe it's a .22 but the dents look big for that.

Edit: Someone else posted this a JerryRigEverything video- it apparently stops .22 and 9mm. I'm pretty surprised.

[–] cantstopthesignal 9 points 1 month ago

Pellet gun dude

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (4 children)

At this point, do any companies seriously see the cybertruck as “competition”?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes. These selling assault rifles and inflatable dolls. Cash is limited.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Lucidlethargy 42 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why the fuck would 99% of people need to think about bullets hitting their car?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

When in America...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it’d be a neat idea if cars actually regularly had to interact with projectiles! y’know what cars DO have to interact ALL THE TIME?

water.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

In fact, when they do interact with other projectiles, those projectiles are other cars. But I guess no one knew crumple zones could be so complicated.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Competinion" in the EU are shitting themselves laughing at this joke of a vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Even us in America. This is a joke of a car made by a joke of a person.

[–] Tar_alcaran 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is no "competition" in the EU because this deathtrap isn't allowed on many of the roads here.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Aside from the fact that you'd be funding the nazis, it's so fucking ugly...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Beauty is subjective. Nazis are not.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Beauty may be subjective, but a very small number of subjects find the Cybertruck to be beautiful.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fun fact: The windows are not bulletproof. Also the most common rifle in the US is the AR-15... and the cybertruck's doors are decidedly NOT resistant againt .223/5.56x45mm rounds. And if they're using green tips or even regular FMJ rounds, you can forget about any semblance of protection.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At least they didn't try shooting through the bulletproof windows. They woulda killed the driver.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Imagine making a social media account just to rusty trombone a corporation

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Actually, that damage happened because I'm allergic to bullshit and I sneezed on it.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I don't know how anyone thinks buying a Tesla, and in any way supporting the guy supporting the Nazis in the EU, is acceptable.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are the bullet holes shopped on instead of shot on?

It looks like the same hole with the same shadows pasted all over the car.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The spread is also weird. Not random, not cluster. Like someone tried to evenly space them, but only on the door panels.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There have been a lot of videos of proud Cybertruck owners shooting up their own car doors to own the libs. And I wish any part of that was a joke. Just search youtube.

This is likely the result of one of those "tests" using the lowest-grain hollow-point 9mm rounds they could find so they can drive around feeling invincible until they have to spend a large portion of the vehicle's cost on new doors. And in this case, new body panels as well because aiming is for cucks I guess. But it's okay because the primary consumer of Cybertrucks are crypto-bros who found themselves on the top of the pyramid/edge of the bubble and have more entitlement and money than sense and will just buy another.

I hate it here.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Considering the Cybertruck is just a standard stainless steel alloy, I'd ask why they aren't just buying sheet from a metal yard to test, but I already know the answer.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Technically" bulletproof (in that some parts can't have holes poked through them by bullets), can't drive through sand or mud.

Very apocalypse-proof.

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[–] RobertoOberto 14 points 1 month ago

Materials that are actually bulletproof to anything more than 22LR and birdshot don't dent like this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My mother in laws car looked like that after a heavy hail storm, this is not a gun being used lol. What a pathetic publicity stunt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Why the fuck would someone be deluded enough to think this attribute of a vehicle is important enough for any established manufacturer to even give it the courtesy of a thought.

Adding something nobody asked for, for no reason, that nobody would ever be in a situation to find it useful only underscores just how impulsive and idiotic of a poseur Musk is. Though, I guess if I was some Nazi cunt, I might add "bullet-resistant transportation" to my list of requirements too.

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[–] Zeppo 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is obviously such a ridiculous, cluelessly macho thing. For one, this isn’t the type of durability that matters to 99% of customers. It’s a bit more important that you know, the car doesn’t lock you out suddenly, lose body panels, have a catastrophic suspension failure, you know. Then, if it did somehow matter if your car is bulletproof, attackers aren’t going to be aiming at the body of the car, they would be shooting through the windows and windshield.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Everyone should watch the Top Gear Hilux episodes, and ask if a Cybertruck could go through that.

Some YouTubers have beaten up more modern trucks too.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] napkin2020 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes let's all make cars ridiculously strong and kill pedestrians because fuck them!

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[–] starman2112 10 points 1 month ago

They aren't shitting their pants because they can actually get to a bathroom in their cars

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The fuck they shoot it with? Paintballs?

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