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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When she becomes your wife, make sure to throw in some cheese and salami. Wives can have a little salami once in a while.

[–] Mouselemming 33 points 1 month ago

You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 15 points 1 month ago

, as a treat.

[–] N0MAD 5 points 1 month ago

Provide them with a whole adult lunchable for best results

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes they react the best when I mix a little wet and dry food.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ben and Jerry got you covered with the premade stuff.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Both, honey, both!!

Please take her on walks later to prevent potential health issues, though!

[–] N0MAD 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yes but she prefers her pellets to be frozen. It might just be the cold she likes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should try and take away her blanket while she's sleeping, she'll appreciate your thoughtfulness!

[–] N0MAD 5 points 1 month ago

I prefer living. All 4 girls in my house are very particular about blankets and which one belongs to them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Mine is very picky, she prefers the wet food. I am able to feed her some pellets from time to time, but only the high quality stuff.

[–] Contextual_Idiot 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want to thank you for this meme.

I've shared it with my girlfriend and friend group, so this may be the last comment I ever make.

I like to live dangerously. Hasn't burned me ye-

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

And he was never heard from again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dips on this guys liver.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't get the title, could you explain it? Are there chocolates where chocolate isn't first in the ingredient list?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ha, it's just a continuation of the pet food joke. Common advice to pet owners is to check the first ingredient in their pet's food to make sure it's what is being advertised and not mostly filler.