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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Well one is a service and one is a business so...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago

Post takes days, weeks, even months. Food delivery is minutes, and point-to-point.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago

One of these is a government service and subsidized.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And yet you still keep ordering.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well I deleted my Uber account ages ago so, no.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh that was more of a royal you instead of the singular

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Fair point <3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 18 hours ago

Government vs private.

It's the same with healthcare believe it or not.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago

USPS is the most underappreciated thing in the world. In the shittiest areas I've ever lived it's still been fairly reliable. In a nice area, forget about it, perfect.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago

the economic ignorance in this thread is astounding

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If most of that went to the driver I would be OK with it. I never use those services, they exploit workers

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is a perfect illustration of why we should not privatize essential services.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

Sometimes, people really want their taco order to ride on its own private taxi.

[–] baggachipz 197 points 1 day ago (17 children)

I figured out how to get my food with NO delivery fee: I get off my fat ass and get it myself. Novel approach, I know.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (6 children)

And sometimes you're too tired for that or want something you can't reasonably make at home. There's nothing wrong with ordering food.

[–] baggachipz 56 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Nothing wrong with it rarely or if you’re disabled, but paying $30 for McDonald’s or whatever on a regular basis is insane

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (18 children)

DoorDash is a hell of a lot cheaper than catching a DUI charge tho

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I'm happy that you are physically able, that you have places within walking distance to pick the food up from, or if not that you own a vehicle and are not vision impaired or afflicted with some other ailment that would make driving impossible. I hope you reflect on how fortunate you are.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me who is physically disabled and can’t leave my house: 👁️👄👁️

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Today we are learning about economies of scale, kids!

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (8 children)

USPS should not focus on profitability and fuck Uber and the gig economy.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And somehow USPS can still pay their couriers more.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shhh, Musk might hear you and destroy it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Don’t worry they already have a plan

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm sure the food is cheaper if you ordered it more than 24h beforehand

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If there was a service like this, I'd probably buy there every day. I can plan 1-2 days ahead what I'd like to eat, but more is harder. This would be perfect.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Look at that money on the table! Of course we should privatize the USPS!

(/s of course)

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Economies of scale and different expectations of timely delivery... Both of those prices are much more than I deal with here in the NL though

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

the postal system is significantly more efficient

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I think that if food delivery was treated how my last postal package was treated, then all food would be arriving as a soup, or maybe as a goulash.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You pay 30usd for the food delivery? In the UK it usually is few quid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Here is a real order from DoorDash recently. The post is exaggerating, but it is definitely a lot once you add all the cost of the fees and tip (spare me snide comments about American tipping culture and just view it as another weird fee we have to pay).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

If it's anything like bolt or uber, they take 30 percent from food price also (which is hidden from the final consumer)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One is not designed to generate profit. Nor should it be for that exact reason.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How much is same-day courier service though?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Wow you could almost cook your own meals at home for that. But uh-oh, it would be inconvenient.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't worry, they are already trying to get rid of the USPS so we can be charged ridiculous amounts for mail delivery.

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