it's ok, the president will make some rediculous executive order like "all federal vehicles must be tesla", then do no price haggling or something and it'll pull him right out of that bind.
Sadly I don't think I'm joking.
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
it's ok, the president will make some rediculous executive order like "all federal vehicles must be tesla", then do no price haggling or something and it'll pull him right out of that bind.
Sadly I don't think I'm joking.
People don't want Swasticars? Huh.
You know you fucked up when you made it so people hear nazi car and think of your company and not the car company founded by the nazi government
Ah so only the unverifiable services that don't require an easily trackable commodity did well.
I wish I could make up income too.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2069436850145993
50 States, 50 Protests, 1day
Feb 5 @ your downtown.
Credits aside, these dont seem like bad numbers when compared to spend/investment. Tesla management got what they wanted.
Value investing is basically dead, isn't it? Am I crazy? How can you objectively evaluate a company's value, notice it is undervalued, and then trade accordingly when price action does not even slightly track the company's value?
Value investing is basically dead, isn't it?
You're looking at a too short time frame. The famous tulip bubble lasted for a decade, too.
The investors are banking on Elon looting the Govt coffers into Tesla. I can’t deny the chances based on the other crap we are seeing.
Exclusive contracts at 20% mark up. Can’t wait for all police vehicles to switch over to teslas.
I'd support that: the new excuses as to why a suspect escaped would be fantastic.
"Well, I would have caught him but my car died for some reason and I couldn't get out."
"Well, I would have caught him but I hit a bump and half my car fell off."
"Well, I would have caught him, but my car caught fire and killed my partner."
"Well, I would haved caught him but it was raining so my bumper fell off and punctured my tire."
True enough. A bet on any tech stocks right now is probably safe on that basis - but I expect they really do plan to crash the stock market at some point... It would make sense if you wanted to consolidate ownership cheaply.
Value investing isn't dead. There are tons of value investors, and they aren't the ones buying Tesla.
My point is, if this is how markets react to worsening sales and an actually insane CEO how can you trust a rational bet to pay off?
How does the first exclude the second? That's like saying: how can I trust train travel if F1 cars drive 300km/h. They're different things.
So more than a third of their net profits come from selling credits they received from the government? Am I understanding that correctly?
Yes you are understanding that correctly. For producing EVs, they get credits from the federal government. I don't know the exchange rate -- e.g., how many EVs per credit.
Then, Tesla turns around and sells these credits to buyers, usually other companies. Companies buy these credits from Tesla to comply with regulations requiring certain environmental outcomes, and credits count towards these outcomes.
In theory this type of program incentivizes and rewards companies who invest in the technology(is) tied to these credits, in this case EVs. In practice it's a way for other companies to comply with renewables regulations without actually doing anything to meaningfully reduce their impact and footprint (other than buying credits)
They are emissions credits. Every company receives some amount of "CO2 emission credits" from the government. These allow you to emit a certain amount of carbon dioxide. If you don't emit all the CO2 that your credits allow, you can sell those credits to other companies that need more than the government gives them.
The idea is to put a total limit on the amount of emissions in the country, while letting the market figure out where it makes most sense economically to invest in emission reduction.
Tesla makes only EV cars and so it doesn't need all the credits a typical gasoline car company would receive. So they sell them.
If any other company dropped net profits by 71% they’d be firing their CEOs (well giving them a golden parachute to gtfo) and having some major shake ups.
Good thing musky got that big compensation package shoved through, eh?
The CEO is too busy playing social media edgelord. I guess when you blow up a company to the point where it will pop, you have to go into politics to change the laws to make it more profitable.
https://fortune.com/2025/01/29/tesla-shares-rally-2025-earnings-growth/
Tesla shares rally on pledge to return to growth in 2025
Continuing the bullshit from 2022, where Musk promised a typical year would have growth of 50!!
Tesla plans to launch its autonomous ride-hailing service in Austin in June
Hows that going Elron?
“This is not some far off mythical situation,” Musk said on the company’s call with analysts. “It’s literally five months away.”
So it's been LITERALLY running for more than a half year now? Or is it still a no show, like the 7 previous years FSD should have been here?
We can do this TODAY.
He has said that so many times, on so many things, and it's always a lie. FSD, Convoys of trucks that are cheaper than trains! Tesla being able to park. which it still can't do reliably. And this is the very beginning of the claim that a Tesla can drive across the country (USA) to pick you up!
Did ANYONE believe his bullshit ever, do people believe he will build a manned base on Mars eventually? A base that should have been up and running I think it was 2022!!!
How is this man not in jail?
Oh right, probably much the same way Trump is not in jail. USA is an oligarchy moving towards a fascist dictatorship!!
I believed him at first, why wouldn't I? Self driving was starting to take shape, the demos looked good, I assumed what he was saying was legitimate.
I remember starting to question things around the time of the Tesla Semi reveal. It didn't make sense to me that you'd use heavy, short range batteries in an industry that runs by driving as far as possible, for as cheap as possible, hauling as much as possible. There were just too many compromises and he didn't give any details other than acceleration (who cares in trucking).
After that I started looking into him more and realized his bullshit spread through everything he touched. I honestly think most people are simply not paying attention to him, they just read headlines and since headlines never call him out and only amp up the crazy ambitious things he says, people believe he's a genius.
That seems to be slowly changing as he opens his stupid mouth about politics, but he's pivoting to a new audience now.
I believed him at first, why wouldn’t I?
Admittedly so did I. 😋
I agree the Truck convoy claim to be cheaper than trains were so obviously bullshit, I was beginning to get on to him by that time, but if I wasn't sure before that, I definitely agree at that time it became obvious that he is a fraud.
headlines never call him out and only amp up the crazy ambitious things he says, people believe he’s a genius.
Absolutely, it's so bad much of the media are essentially complicit.
That seems to be slowly changing
Here it's changing fast, it may be tomato - tomato, but some claim Tesla is still the best option, despite all the bullshit.
But we recently had a report on how Tesla had record high failure rate on mandatory safety checks after 4 years here in Denmark. So maybe that will detract from the "best option" bullshit.
Tesla claims to have cheaper servicing, but if the cars aren't legally road worthy, when adhering to manufacturer service recommendations, that's just another bullshit claim.
I've seen reviews where they point out cheaper maintenance of Tesla as a HUGE advantage, making them cheapest car to own in their category. This has annoyed me a little, because I'm a little bit in love with the Skoda Enyaq, but it cost about twice in maintenance than a Tesla Y. Well maybe there's a reason for that, and it doesn't annoy me anymore. Because if you follow recommendations for the Skoda it's actually maintained, the Tesla is not. The same for all other VW family cars, they are a bit expensive to maintain, but I've NEVER heard about problems like with Tesla on safety on any VW-group car.
Ah, but you've forgotten the real money maker.
Turns out it's much cheaper to buy governments than it is to perfect self driving technology.
He probably needs all the H1B visas for his remote taxi drivers. I doubt the latency would be good enough otherwise. And it was clear in the 'demo' the pilot was just standing right there controlling it.
I doubt latency would be an issue.
More the fact that they'll be juggling too many at once.
Yeah but then it’s not teslas fault. That employee didn’t do their job and can be fired
That’s ok, I’m sure a big government bailout is on the horizon for JUST the struggling, American EV auto maker, because their CEO sucked the president’s dick the best.
Expensive luxury cars for rich people with over 30 thousand subsidy, and they will still lose money. Credits is the new Bitcoin.
Net Profits: Dropped by 71% to $2.3 billion in Q4 2024.
Since when 2.4 billion net profit is terrible?
"Yes, we earned billions but it's actually less than the year before!" Dude, go out and touch some grass...
"Terrible" is just for attention, but the bit of news that would have cratered any other company's stock it that it's down 71% YOY. Plus:
Regulatory Credits: $2.8 billion of profit came from selling regulatory credits, not from core business activities.
People in the current administration have said they plan to end these credits in the coming months. Without them in 2024 Tesla would have reported a $500million loss for the year.