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[–] Rampsquatch 152 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As ominously as this could be interpreted, I think it's clear within context.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Im worried about the butcherknife in place of a scalpel though

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

[–] AwesomeLowlander 0 points 2 months ago

Look, random organ bits, famous ancient Chinese delicacy, ok? Which animal, no care.

Source: Am Chinese.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

italian fingers to the mouth mwuah!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I mean, that's the only notes. Beautiful effort otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I read it as 8am sharp

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’m impressed they spelled tomorrow right.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tbh I'm impressed they wrote any of it. I imagine they've never written anything ij the latin alphabet before so they might have copied the letters photographically

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The average person in China is plenty familiar with the Latin alphabet, and English is a required subject in most schools.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wow, didn't realize this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

English is a required subject in most schools

I was born in PRC.

In this timeline, I immigrated to the US, and therefore English is easy to me. And I haven't spoken Mandarin in over 10 years. And barely used Cantonese when at home.

Imagine the alternate timeline where I'm still in China. Then my English skills might be as bad as my current spanish skills (Terrible)

(Well, to be fair, I didn't care about spanish because it isn't a lingua franca of the world)

Really curious about that timeline. πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Already better than so many reddit posters. Quick! Ask a Chinese nurse to pluralize 'traffic' and 'email' and see if she puts an S on either. I'm betting no, as she seems on top of things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hah! It's 'traffeaux' and 'emu'. Next question!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Today πŸ₯’πŸ«’ tomorrow πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Murdering starts promptly at 8:00 in the morning

I'm assuming that's local time, the note isn't very specific

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being late for your own murder? Awkward

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Devconsole 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I think this is cool and if I were in this situation I'd have really appreciated it

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

I'd be like:

"Y'all know Baidu also have a translator, right? 🀨"

[–] Eyedust 17 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I wouldn’t have added the blood drop, but ok. Otherwise, good job.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I get that it's a meme, but surely the nurse could just write something on their phone and translate it to English

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

As old as this image is, I'm not sure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Me: Oh man, I sure hope I don't get a vist from knife guy!

Knife guy:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is the nicest note i've ever seen.

All I've gotten from U.S. hospitals is thousands of dollars of bills even with insurance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Good ole Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This is very nice for them to take the time to draw the little icons

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Tomorrow, you become an organ donor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Preparation to a circumcision?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago

Love that's it bowl of rice, exactly like my Asian wife makes it.