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[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eggspensive was right there!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

He clucked up

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Lol, you can buy a full chicken for $5 (10 for $49.99) and they lay between 4-7 eggs a week, you can make an ROI between 1-2 weeks and never have to buy eggs again.

I would strongly recommend you buy chickens if you have the ability.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Unfortunately good feed is more expensive than the chicken.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also testing for diseases. They could catch the bird flu and you might not know it right away and you end up catching it from them. I'll let the farms deal with testing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Nice try, Purdue.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Yeah, keeping them alive and healthy is the expensive part.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

To be fair, lots of animals like to kill chickens. I've lost dozens to predators. And I'm committed to free range, I don't want to keep chickens locked in a small coop/run all the time. I still lock them up at night and they appreciate that. I actually have zero at the moment, waiting for spring to start over after some dogs jumped over my fence and killed all of mine. I still get free eggs from my sister though. Oh, and you can't suggest chicken ownership without disclosing all of the chicken shit. It's almost mountains of chicken shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Call it Guano and sell it as fertiliser.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It's also how Bond originally killed Dr No

Bond kills No by taking over the guano-loading machine at the docks and diverting the flow of guano to bury him alive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Bumblebee tuna!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What are your thoughts on suburban chicken ownership? I'm wholly uninterested, I need another creature to keep alive like I need another hole in the head, but my wife and daughter are really into the idea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's essentially what I have been doing. You'd be surprised how many predators still roam the suburbs though. I have lost chickens to raccoons, opossums, hawks, dogs and foxes.

My only real suggestion is check your zoning. I was operating in a kind of grey area but I have known people who had to get rid of their chickens to avoid daily fines. Getting well set up for chickens is a bit of work, I wouldn't want to do that in vain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I had 7 and am down to 2 because of a coyote.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

We wanted chickens so badly this year but with H5N1 spreading and owning 3 cats (which seem to have a high death rate from H5N1) I'm still not sure if it's a great idea. If anyone can convince me though I would still happily get chickens.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (11 children)

The US Americans. Pretty sure the rest of America doesn't have crazy egg prices, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Did bird flu just miss your chicken populations, or are you just fine eating diseased produce?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

We get eggs by the dozen, or half dozen. I've never seen a ten pack.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

In Germany 10 packs are common

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

anything but metric

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Related note: There are some good vegan eggs out there to give a try!

If you want something that cooks and bakes like eggs there's stuff you can by like Just Egg

For baking there's a million things you can use that are pretty cheap. For instance, Aquafaba is the leftover water from cooking chickpeas or the water in the can if you buy it canned. Acts like egg whites and can be used as a binder for baking

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Actually that's really cool. Meat and egg prices have gotten so high that I'm basically an accidental vegetarian, maybe it's just time to cut those things out of my diet. I've heard soft tofu is a good egg replacement for breakfast, how is that done?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you're looking for a scramble, things like tofu scrambles can be pretty good! Usually that's with firm tofu rather than soft tofu, but you absolutely can use soft tofu as well. It can also be seasoned a million different ways. Here's one example recipe (with firm tofu)

https://www.noracooks.com/tofu-scramble/

Soft tofu will have a different texture than firm so you can try recipes for both and see what you think. (EDIT: Note that you generally don't want to substitute one for the other because of that texture difference so look for recipes that specifically call for using firm tofu or specifically call for soft/silken)


Soft/silken tofu can also be used as a binder too and replace dairy / eggs in various recipes. Like I've made a chocolate mousse with it before and it didn't affect the taste. Had some friends and family try it and they both didn't know there was tofu in it and also were surprised to learn it was vegan

https://aseasyasapplepie.com/silken-tofu-chocolate-mousse/

There's a also some vegan cooking & baking communities here on lemmy if you want other inspirations. Here's one that's pretty active [email protected] and here's another that's a little less active but has recipes for it all [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I hate most plant based vegan replacements but the Just Eggs are actually pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

First meme I saw today and made me laugh aloud. I don’t know that anyone has achieved that in a long time. Chef’s kiss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I have that skill. Glad you liked it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm American. I just bought 12 eggs for $5. What's this going on about?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

In a lot of the US eggs were under a dollar pretty recently. I've been paying $5-$7 the last couple of months. But I also get a lot of free eggs. But it's just bird flu decimating the supply so they raise prices to reduce demand and make up for lack of sales volume.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

$5 is pretty high for me. Even Dollar General is $4, and that's for lazy shopping. Aldi is still $3 I think?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Five years ago it was toilet paper.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Top tier👌

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Dude, we tried to get coffee before it went up... It had already went from $12 to $16!

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