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Race Conditions, Illustrated (tesseract.dubvee.org)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Janeway watches her replicator create a column of coffee which spills all over the platform. Moments later, the mug materializes.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I’m really not sure if “Failed to load media” is a voyager error or the real post 🫠

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Voyager error. It's a gif of Star Trek, I think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Star Trek Voyager, yes

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ALL HAIL THE PROXY

"The proxy failed to fetch the media from the server"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah, lol. Weirdly, I warmed the proxy and it worked for me (so should have worked for everyone after). Should be fixed.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Never realised the coffee materialises in a different spot than the cup.

[–] Grandwolf319 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For a bit the picture didn’t show up and I thought that was the joke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. It's a poorly-compressed 6.5 MB GIF. I'm running it through my instance's proxy to not overwhelm catbox where it's hosted. Not part of the joke lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] neidu3 3 points 3 weeks ago

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