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And that’s basically it!
President Musk isn't going to like hearing that from you. Get back in your hole!
Leopards are actively eating my face but it’s probably fine. In fact, I’ll give the leopards several billion dollars and then they’ll like me. God, I’m lonely. But the leopards are always there.
Reading the article, it sounds to me like he is saying "More to the left guys, I want to see Don's anus rimmed squeaky clean!"
Cool. Distribute it across the economy then.
Good news! Something called DeepSeek apparently just dunked on your big tech by cutting the Nasdaq 3% and talking smack about your mothers.
They buy one election, and suddenly they have "too much power"...
Politicians of today are spoiled rotten
The irony is that buy off is Republican at the moment
Who?
Lemmy and Karl
or something, idk I'm not american
Oh my god he admit it.
For those not interested in a 20-min interview of JD Vance... tldw summary?
And your just now figuring this out. 🤨
I could never interview this douche without the first question being "And how long have you worked here?"
Media CEOs.
This is either a gaslighting thing or a "clock is correct 2x/daily" thing. It's not sincere in respect to them doing anything about it, for sure.
“…and that’s what my tech boss told me to say.”
big tech just hasn't shown its ultimate rizz yet -- as compared to its siblings big guns, big pharma, and big crypto.
Yet I'm sure his investments in it have done very well for him.
You don't fucking say?
now that we’ve gained power, it’s time to lock the door behind us
I'll drink to that
However I feel like the actions to stop that will be so much worse
He wears too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore. I think JD Vance is a whore.