this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If I was asked to go underground and be taught by Master Tatsu (Toshishiro Obata), a real-life shinkendo samurai swordsman master, and Hollywood's gold standard trainer guy for anything to the martial arts. Hell ya. Put that on my tombstone. I'd probably make a terrible ninja -- but what a awesome way to die.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"We've been attacked by four giant turtles with ninja weapons!"

"Damn! How many dead?"

"Uh... well, we're all quite bruised, sir!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Ah, a fellow 'chucker!

Keep practicing!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You left out the part where they steal all that shit, which is why we kicked their asses.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"We"? 🤨

Donnie, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I'm disappointed in all of you. The next line is:

"Excellent!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

99% of the time do cool ninja shit. 1% of the time get kicked in the face by a turtle man. Worth it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

It's less get your ass beat and more get something thrown at you so you lose your balance and fall.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Sam Rockwell can sell anything

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Idk why but that reminds me of that Rucka Rucka Ali verse.

"You like Ninja Turtles?

I was the third.

clansmen."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Had to show my nephew the good turtles movies. The new ones were terrible