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[–] TaiCrunch 7 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

So as someone who isn't too familiar with Warhammer, why are Nazis drawn to it? I know a few people that are alt-right, headed toward Neo-Nazi territory, that are all deeply into Warhammer. Is it like another Punisher situation?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

I don't know much about it either, but in general conservatives and the right at large have no media literacy. Everything is shallow and face value to them. They see pro military crushing stuff deemed "lesser" and they basically get off on it.

It's the same reason for right wing star trek fans. They see space military and ignore all the themes and other things like the fact there is no capitalism. It's always pushed left ideas, yet only now it's "gone woke" because it's pushing modern left ideas, not stiff they've learned to ignore.

Just look at any media made by conservatives for conservatives. It's terrible and the kind of wish fulfillment youd expect from a child telling a story.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

I'm not too knowledgable on all the lore, but iirc:

  • Space Marines are engineered supersoldiers who see humans as puny livestock
  • The leader is an emperor, also known as god-emperor, whose word is law
  • Pretty much all of their technological advancements exist to kill/control
  • Their creed is basically to eradicate all non-believers (heretics) and non-humans (unless the non-humans can benefit them)
  • Slavery is pretty much the standard for punishing people who oppose the god-emperor (if not death)
  • A lot of other things

Basically, the entire main faction is a hyper-fascist, fundamentalist, imperial, and ultra-violent organization. A lot of the other factions operate with a similar amount of cruelty and violence.

The point is that no faction in Warhammer can really be known as "the good guys." I always perceived the 40k universe as a caricature of some of the worst aspects of mankind, but I play along as a cog in the machine, knowing it's bad. Neo-nazis tend to perceive the Astartes/Space Marines as glorious heroes. It's akin to alt-righters enjoy Starship Troopers and Rage Against the Machine, without recognizing the irony.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The humans in that scenario are a group of super "racist" anti-xeno, ultra religious fascists. So less a punisher situation (which is just moron right wingers not being familiar with the source material, where punisher actually kills those things blue line corrupt cops) and more of a moron right wingers not understanding satire and taking things too seriously, thinking humans are the good guys, despite being clearly terrible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

I remember when one of the few games workshop stores that existed opened by me years ago so I went in to take a look. Everyone was nice and the worker there gave me a free primed mini fig. But the most memorable thing was the unwavering stench of body odor in the air

[–] Gurei 3 points 15 hours ago

Guess I'm lucky. My LGS plays a variety of factions and does little beyond tossing old meme quotes around all day.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (5 children)

They only people I know who play 40k are obsessed with Orks. Dunno what kind of person that makes them, but at least they aren't nazis.

[–] ryathal 4 points 15 hours ago

It's my understanding that orks are the most luck based faction, so they are either chill people or cheaters that fix dice rolls.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

The lore around 40k Orks is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It might be the same phenomenon as bimbofication / puppygirl stuff, where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

[–] Oni_eyes 26 points 1 day ago

Also known as "Waaaaaaagh"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

If I were a 40k player I would a Necron simp.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

That makes them fun

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (12 children)

I was briefly into 40k in the 00s, but once the 2010s started I slowly started getting an ick feeling from it but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

specifically, I was still cool with most of the lore, but the Imperium fanboys were getting to be unfun to be around. As I got older and wised up, I figured out around the same time many others did, that these same people just had a fascism fetish in general.

so with all that said.

Death to the false emperor Let the galaxy burn BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[–] Rekonok 12 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

It sounds like most people who are really into superhero comics, then start to question the whole "let these elites fight for their brand of justice without the consent of anyone else" and then you wonder what your principles are.

Mine currently swing between "huh, maybe elites with a good code of conduct is a net win" and "huh, maybe anarchy is ideal form of state".

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone who likes the Space Marines, but hates Nazis and understands that Warhammer 40k is satire, I'm greatly saddened by the Fascism fan boys in the community.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The 80s 40k is satire. That ship sailed long, long ago tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Stillz got Orkz

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I played Imps and I still cannot wrap my head around people thinking the empire is the good guy. The appeal to me is that they are normal people pulled into an unfair and cruel world led by people who are entirely indifferent to their suffering. The best IG stories always involve a lot of infighting.

These days I don't really tell people I am into it.

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[–] [email protected] 349 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If you ask someone if they are Nazis, and their answer is to get confused and ask about the premise of the question, there is about a 90% chance they are Nazis. Non-Nazis will say, "What? No, definitely not."

[–] stevedice 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbf, if someone asked to join my discord server and asked if we're Nazis I would also ask for further clarification. Not because there's a chance we might be Nazis but because it's an odd question.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I'd be wondering ehat did I do to make them think I might be on a Nazi Discord server lol. I get you.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Non-Nazis will say, "What?

This is also 'getting confused', to be fair, lol.

I get the impression that even those agreeing with the Nazi-like stuff are not literally self-identifying as "Nazi", so I think you'll get that initial "huh" reaction regardless.

Might be better to ask a more specific telltale question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I mean if they go "well the left calls anyone they don't like nazis, what even is a nazi", they're a nazi.

[–] Tar_alcaran 136 points 2 days ago

I would also accept "did you just call me a fucking nazi?"

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (22 children)

If you ask someone who isn't a Nazi if they're a Nazi out of nowhere then confusion seems pretty valid. If there's a premise to it that they understand (by being Nazis or acting like ones) you'd get less genuine confusion.

E: I wasn't talking about the specific case in OP but in general

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (31 children)

If the context is 40k, definitely not an unexpected question.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

> join good group

> look inside

> neo-nazis

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's quite simple really.

If they play the Death Korps of Krieg, who look like this they're probably really nice people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The funny thing is that they are closer to soviet ideology then nazi. It's a pitty because if you understand 40k they are the poster boys for how fucked up and insane the galaxy is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Wouldn't everyone playing as the Black Templars also be a red flag?

[–] [email protected] 185 points 2 days ago (49 children)

Always amazing when people don't get satire.

My Dad actually thought Starship Troopers was pro-military.

[–] Banana 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The book is pro military, the movie is a very intentional satire.

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