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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Sounds like it may have been Gene Parmesan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

As an (insert counrty you like to shit on here) person, I only remember violent gunman drills specifically. We would all be instructed to hide in a corner(s) not visible from the hallway, and to stay dead silent, while the administration staff knocked on the doors and didn't do the "all OK" actions.

Funnily enough, my suggestion we "grab a knife or knifey object and we'll bum rush the fucker" NEVER went over well, for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Born and raised in Alberta, I've never heard of or seen this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

We got to wear some glasses that supposedly gave you drunken/on drugs vision. Everybody liked that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

As an American who grew up in the 90s and 00s... what the fuck, this was a THING?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As an American who grew up in the 90's and 00's...yes it was a thing... unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah they still have a staged "wreck" just outside of a nearby town. MADD is nutty when you realize they collect a fuck ton of money and have almost no legitimate way to spend it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

At mine, on that day, they started it by announcing over the intercom one morning that a popular classmate had been killed by a drunk driver on the way into school. Even though it should have been obvious that's not how it would really have been handled, it got the shock it was intended to get. A few people even ran out of classrooms crying. That was before everyone had cell phones.

I guess they wanted to make a point about the fatality rate statistic, too, though, so they kept going, announcing another person every however many minutes. It immediately became really obvious to everyone what was going on when they announced the second person. I think it lost more of its desired effect the more they continued.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

This basically happened inThe Simpsons.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

In my school, one student was pronounced dead at the scene, one was taken by ambulance, and another was airlifted.

Every day, we would hear a car crash and heartbeat come up on the announcement system and then a grim reaper would walk into a classroom and tap a student on the should who "died" from drunk driving. They were taken to another room, where they put on makeup and a tombstone was placed for them in front of the school. At the end of the day, all the "dead" students would stand behind their tombstone. The "dead" would still attend class, but say nothing.

At the end of the week, there was a big presentation, where some people who survived a drunk driving accident spoke about their experience and statistics. He had suffered third-degree burns across his body and took off his shirt and walked around the auditorium, so that we could see the aftermath.

Fatal Choices was intense

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

We had to wear goggles that simulated being drunk like that one episode of the Simpsons and then try to do basic tasks like walk from one point to another or whatever so they could show how it impaired your motor skills. But it backfired because they just really exaggerate the visual impairment you get from drinking, they’re basically putting on a really too strong pair of glasses. But we did several rounds and eventually got somewhat used to it, it was a big game of who could seem the least impaired, the message was completely lost on us, etc

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It is worth noting that this sort of thing was only done for a very brief period of time. It's not like this is how all American schools have warned students since 1978.

Still hilarious when you look back on it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

2004, we made my buddy laugh when he was supposed to be playing dead and got in trouble lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Making friends laugh when they are supposed to be still/silent is like... Half the reason to have friends. All thebsrupid charades we used to do whenever someone was on the phone with their parents or girlfriend lol. Or the moaning and making ridiculous comments loudly lol.

I don't often remember highschool fondly but it happens once in awhile.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

They not only did this whole skit at my high school, they literally had a helicopter from the local hospital airlift the "injured" students off the football field where the assembly was held.

I was kinda jealous of my friend, who was one of the two kids who got to ride the chopper. I've never ridden in a chopper. 🥺

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm sorry you didn't GET TO THE CHOPPA!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We had a day when they simulated a group of students being killed in a drunk driving accident. They still had to come to school, though, so they wore white face paint and weren't supposed to interact with anyone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

My school had this too. The fake crash was on the grass by the bus loop, and the theatre kids involved went to class with ghost facepaint and didn't talk until school was dismissed. NGL it stuck with me, but I was already afraid of alcohol and drugs because of DARE* 🤷‍♂️

*Discredited program that only worked on me apparently.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

In America they do that in between active shooter drills.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Terrified at a young age, it may not be weird people take to the one legal drug if they finally reach the age of legality.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

in between active shooters ~~drills~~.

Ftfy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

American, in the early 00s is when I got my license.

We never had that shit.

What we had was a school promoted driver's ed course. I think there was a video in the first week about drunk driving, but it was never this dramatic.

Then, we had road time. Lessons on the actual rules/laws of the road? Nah. Chuck a 15 year old into a car with a few other students, give the instructor a chicken brake, and figure it out. If you passed the school program, you didn't have to take a written or road test, you just got your license. Unless you had an accident, you passed.

I'll just say, that seems to explain a lot of the shitty drivers in my home town. Hell, my first time getting on the highway was coached by a friend of the same age as I did it for the first time. Didn't learn that in the drivers ed program, we just took side/back roads.

Also round-a-bouts didn't exist back then, in our area. They got real popular in the last couple years. No one seems to know how to use them. Yield? What the fuck does that mean?

My wife and I moved to another state a few months ago. I just gotta say driving was something I fucking loathed. In this new state? Well, I still don't like it, but honestly, its fine. So much better. People observe traffic signs/laws. It makes a big difference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Also American. Got my license not that much longer after you (not being specific cause I don't like that) but, we had an ex cop as our driver's Ed instructor. He put up slideshows of uncensored accident photos he had personally taken. It was gruesome, and effective in encouraging safe driving imo. It's probably not the best way, but it seemed to work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago

Yes, but it wasn't fake. Three students died playing drunk motorcycle chicken, two guys and one of them had their girlfriend on the back. The whole school was in mourning and I got written up for pointing out that they were clearly fucking idiots.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Nah at my high school we just had kids die in drunk driving accidents every year, usually multiple. I'd say we didn't need a lot of theater around the topic, but well, then again...

[–] its_prolly_fine 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Where/when is this happening?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

america… my high school in michigan had a fake crash set up with a fire truck there… they had a bunch of lights, banners and tables so it was obviously staged at first glance… so they weren’t tricking the kids… but they had body bags and stuff, i didn’t watch the show….

but also my friend died and a couple other friends were seriously injured in a pointless crash just driving fast for fun… i think kids don’t really understand the power of their 2 tons of steel and an engine that can go 150 mph… why are cars even able to go over 80?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

When I was in high school they tried to do that, but couldn't get something important for it and instead had a student give a play-by-play over the PA of a drunk accident. Nobody paid attention because it happened between classes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

It’s been 5 years and his friend is still pretending to be dead.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No. We were shown why you don't use water in an oil fire. Was a fun practical demo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

My science teacher had a balloon and he lit the string saying “check this out”

The balloon was filled with hydrogen

I don’t think that would be okay to do today

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

At least yours did that outside. Ours did it inside and burnt all the hairs off one arm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We had a community science day when I was little where they did that. Hydrogen is pretty safe to ignite in a birthday balloon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I loved it, I’ve never felt such an explosion pressure in my chest!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's quite a pop!

They exploded some other balloons too, iirc, but I don't remember too well. I think I was 8.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I wanna get some hydrogen…

My partner would have a heart attack. They can’t even be around a gun shooting or firecrackers, much less that kinda boom! I wouldn’t do that to them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

For me it was less intense than a gun or firework, maybe your balloon was bigger lol.

You can get hydrogen by running electricity through water but I forget how it works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah his balloon was like a nitrous mafia-sized whip it balloon. It was huuuuge!

Also that’s fun! Take out the o… and a H

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

You get O2 and twice as much H2 iirc

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

I think they only did that once every 4 years at the school I went to. They didn't do any funeral stuff, just the crash scene part.

One year they had a student laying on the ground near a car and a firefighter accidentally stepped on her(thought she was one of the dummies?) and broke some of her ribs.

Didn't do shit to stop drunk driving, nor did the victims of drunk drivers that had their lives changed in the accidents.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

I work for a funeral home. We do a mock car crash every other year before homecoming.

The fire department gets two messed up cars and sets them up like they crashed, gets some students to play different roles, one was a drunk driver, some are unconscious, one is dead, one gets taken by helicopter by careflight. It's fun to participate in. Our role is to pull the hearse up and take the "body" away. No funeral.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

In the UK we didn't even get driving lessons.

Our parents paid for us to learn to drive.

I still can't believe American schools teach kids to drive, given their........ attitude to other things. It's just weird.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

US here. At my high school, Driver’s Ed was in the curriculum. We were taught the various laws and got a manual to study from, but we never got behind the wheel. At the end of the course (which I believe was a quarter in length), we got to take the written test, and if we passed, we got our learning permit. That would allow you to drive with supervision (including driving lessons) until you became 17 and passed the driving test.

In regards to the original post, we never got that sort of stuff. Around homecoming and prom, there was a special police car parked near the school whose back half was painted to resemble a taxi, and had “Choose your ride” written on it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Afaik you have to pay for driving lessons and licensing across the US. Yes maybe you can take classes at the high school, but it’s still paid.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Note that even in Alberta we wrote "high school" the same as you'd write "primary school" or "secondary school", which suggests there was also spelling lessons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I had this at my highschool too. They even flew in a helicopter to take the "dead" students away. They also had a mock funeral and the "dead" students didn't have to attend school for the rest of the week and I'm pretty sure that they weren't allowed to use social media or communicate with anyone at school either.

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