this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My cooking rules:

  1. Don't

  2. eat ingredients out of their packages instead

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mmmmm.... raw chicken..... 🀀

[–] gravitas_deficiency 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] UrPartnerInCrime 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you mean chickenella. We weren't talking about salmon, sir.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Of course, you’re right - my apologies. It must be the chickenella.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chickenella: the story of Cinderella's unfortunate sister

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not very popular at dinner parties though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

(pouring salt and chili peppers down my throats)

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if I've got a perfectly smoked butt that's just begging to be shredded?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I'll be right over!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Fair. That's how the majority of food borne illnesses occurs.

[–] newIdentity 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't put your hands in your butt.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh... Um...

how to remove stuffing from own butt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get one cup. And two girls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear. Got a jar instead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Push it (out). Push it real good.

[–] newIdentity 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You can stick the turkey in your butt, just as long as you don't put your hands in there.

[–] paysrenttobirds 11 points 1 year ago

I think you better ask about the rest of his rules

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago