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Rule number one. (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My cooking rules:

  1. Don't

  2. eat ingredients out of their packages instead

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mmmmm.... raw chicken..... 🀀

[–] gravitas_deficiency 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Delicious salmonella

[–] UrPartnerInCrime 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you mean chickenella. We weren't talking about salmon, sir.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Of course, you’re right - my apologies. It must be the chickenella.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chickenella: the story of Cinderella's unfortunate sister

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not very popular at dinner parties though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

(pouring salt and chili peppers down my throats)