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[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I didn't consider this option, but it seems to be an easy fix to the whole gender thing. Everyone is female. period. *(no pun intended)

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Own that period joke. You conceived it, whether accidental or not, so you should carry it to term.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

so you should carry it to term.

Are required to carry it to term. Aborting the pun is a crime.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

There sure are a lot more lesbians than there used to be.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

I guess we can completely get rid of Hey Guys now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago

Hey guuuurrrll!

[–] [email protected] 96 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Turns out they were always asking, "What is a woman?" because they had no idea either.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's a bad faith question that deserves a hillarious answer

"What is a woman? Why it's someone whom, family members aside, you've never seen naked."

"What is a woman? The kind of people at the bar who cover their drinks when you get too close."

"What is a woman? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

"What is a woman? Well these curvy people who smell nice and go by she/her pronouns and sometimes they have big meaty penises to suck, but only if you're lucky."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

The best part is that a good faith answer to the question is surprisingly trans affirming

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

That's always what I figured, that they'd fumble if you turned the question around and asked them to define woman or man. Buncha chumps.

E: le spelling

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Nah, they have no issue with a tautological definition. β€œA woman is a female human that’s born a girl” makes perfect sense to anyone that’s asking anyone else to define what a woman is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Someone should go to the DMV and have their license changed to female lol.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago

So if all men were women at conception, then that would make all men transsexual......

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Grammer nazis are gonna love this. It's "Mrs you're making a scene" not "sir you're making a scene"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Madam, not mrs.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Listen I get that these people have never taken a science class, but I damn well know at least some of them watched Jurassic Park.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Their eyes glazed over at the science bits

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago

Nothing changes, I was hot before and after.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Silly Matthew, still believing that words written by Trump's administration mean anything...
Same mistake many opponents of the Nazis made in the beginning.
Fascists don't play by the rules, whatever they say or write only has meaning as long as it benefits them.
When you point out inconsistencies in what they wrote yesterday, they laugh at you. And then they shoot you.

[–] [email protected] 154 points 11 hours ago (20 children)

Technically no. They aren't male or female, they're undifferentiated. Since we're neither male nor female at conception, this order means males and females don't actually exist at all.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Get out of here with that big science speak that isn't allowed in American now

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

he talked science! Get 'im!

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

AFAT: Assigned Female At Trump

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[–] [email protected] 251 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (7 children)

Trump declares ~~himself~~ herself the first female President of the USA? 😳

(Edit: Excuse me Mrs. President, I had misgendered you.)

[–] ThaMunsta 100 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

He's so petty he had to steal that title from both Hilary and Kamala it just took him this long...

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

I think this is actually more gender abolitionist if you think about it. No one is producing reproductive cells/gametes at conception. They begin by producing undifferentiated stem cells that will later specialize into all of the other cell types.

Male and female now officially retired. Rejoice!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

Those darned conservatives and their liberal agenda!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

MAGA: "truth and science needs to bow to holy scripture!"

The Bible: "For in Christ there is.. neither male nor female..." (Galatians 3:28)

MAGA: "wait, not like that!"

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I'm on board with this new one gender policy.

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