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[–] [email protected] 50 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Catfish was upset about wasting effort

[–] zalgotext 12 points 9 hours ago

Catfish was making a last ditch effort to guilt anon back into talking to them

[–] [email protected] 57 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Learning Japanese AND flirting with women? Where do I download

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

I don’t even care about flirting with women I just want a free app where I can practice speaking my second language with actual people and not some sanitized AI that doesn’t understand context or slang instead of watching cringe youtubers

Like Duolingo/genki or google translate doesn’t really capture おっす. Duolingo probably doesn’t bother with that kind of informal speech. Google just translates it as “hey”, which isn’t wrong, but it’s not really right either. Even deepl just translates it as yo!, which is much closer but still kind of not really it. It’s more like a sup brah kind of thing. Like a really masculine youthful colloquial greeting I guess is the best way to explain it.

But not discord, fuck discord

[–] brb 5 points 8 hours ago

renshuu is pretty decent for that

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Just have your second language be English. I'm practicing it right now. Has to be the easiest language to learn for the sheer amount of English content there is.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago

Good point, OP should try being born with foreign parents

[–] Soulg 6 points 10 hours ago

You have to make sure to dunk on people who natively speak English for being too dumb to learn their language too though

[–] Oni_eyes 1 points 1 minute ago

Have you tried hellotalk?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know if it was messed up. It was casual chats

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Still not cool to ghost / disappear without even saying "hey thanks, but I'm going off the app"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's rude but I wouldn't call it "messed up", that's a bit much imo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Why? It is messed up. It costs you nothing to say that and saves the other person weeks of wondering what the hell happened, what they did wrong etc. Ultimately it means you used the other person as a means to an end - getting rid of boredom - instead of actually interacting and treating them like a human. And then you discarded them the second it got boring to you - without even saying a "goodbye".

Ghosting is always messed up, no matter the circumstances.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A bit dramatic over some random chat, innit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I disagree with that ;)

[–] [email protected] 53 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago

Yeah I don't get it. This person seems to lack introspection more than the average anon.