I'd settle for "I'm a car show host, why the fuck are you looking to me for climate advice. For the love of everything you hold dear, listen to the fucking scientists"
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What an asshole
Of course same old story "piece of shit refuses to accept reality until it personally affects him."
The scene in the first episode of Clarkson's Farm where his neighbor tears into him for ignoring climate change is quite satisfying
The builder, Alan. โItโs electric, that vanโ.
Too Little, meet my friend Too Late.
Jeremy Clarkson is a cunt
But that's okay because he's not very funny.
I didn't even realize he was trying to be funny.
As usual, the "it's not real until it's my idea" narcissism that I've expected from right wing chodes.
I'd love to see an educated guess on how much c02 this cunt pantry sent into the atmosphere during his 30 year career.
Considering what's involved in his vacations and shows, way more then his fair share. Considering he helped normalize climate change denial to the masses, even more.
2019...
Which is probably why it's 59 3/4 instead of 64 3/4 like that other post.
yes...
It's honestly so embarrassing to share the planet with these cretins who only care about and believe things happening to them personally.
I misread this as clarkson finally recognises climate crisis during asda trip
bloody ac wasn't working in me cah on me way to Asda, proper sweatin I was
It's like that Flat Earther, it's good that they admitted their mistake but it needn't have taken that long or required that much of a journey...
He's the Oh No So Anyway guy, right?
Oh yes!
So, anyways...
What a fat white sack of shit. The man is completely incapable of caring about the world beyond his own tits. Get fucked Clarkeson.