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Axios is reporting that the soon-to-be 47th president of the United States has rolled out a "meme coin" dubbed $TRUMP, which is being billed as the "only official Trump meme." According to Axios, $TRUMP has already accumulated a valuation of roughly $32 billion. And because the Trump Organization is keeping 80% of the coins, this means the president-elect and his businesses are roughly $25 billion richer as a result.

80%. Hmm.

https://www.axios.com/2025/01/19/trump-meme-coin-what-to-know

Reserving 80% of the new supply for the team is an awful lot. It's usually more like 10% to 30%.

It'd be interesting to see who is buying.

I mean, yeah, one possibility is that it's supporters getting fleeced here, which is what the article is proposing.

But I suppose, without having a lot of familiarity with the structure here, that it could also be a route to launder funds. Supposing I wanted to bribe the President to do something. If I buy this, I'm increasing the value of the asset, and most of that asset is held by Trump -- that's functionally transferring wealth to Trump's pockets.

If I buy, say, shares in a publicly-traded company, then the SEC can see what's going on. But I don't think that they have direct visibility into who is purchasing coins on a coin exchange.

EDIT: Hmm. Okay, so I'm not really in the loop on this -- not something that I've been super-interested in -- but it does sound like (a) they assert that they do have that ability and (b) exchanges have not been doing so.

https://www.sec.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2023-102

SEC Charges Coinbase for Operating as an Unregistered Securities Exchange, Broker, and Clearing Agency Coinbase also charged for the unregistered offer and sale of securities in connection with its staking-as-a-service program.

As alleged in the SEC’s complaint, Coinbase’s failure to register has deprived investors of significant protections, including inspection by the SEC, recordkeeping requirements, and safeguards against conflicts of interest, among others.

Look at the bright side: only a die-hard magard would fall for this grift. So when Trump pulls the rug, the magards will finally realize they've been took.

In other words, Trump is innoculating his own followers with the cure for Trumpism.

His fans think they’re sticking it to everyone by doing this. It’s maybe the most incredible confidence man job I’ve ever seen. He’s harvesting everything they can yield and they’re sneering at us while they lose it all.

It’s not dumping if it was money laundering all along.

All you need to know about investing in Donald j trump investment vehicles:

1. Ryan Cohen a known extreme trump supporter endorsed Donald J Trump within days of crashing the short interest on GameStop Stock by selling billions in shares for cash he did not need as he already had nearly 1 billion saved. He did this to be timed with when the shorts were going to start buying. He betrayed every single one of his long term investors for thieves shorting companies illegally, then turned around and endorsed Donald Drumpf on X(itter). This is Donnie's game plan, and every single one of his billionaire supporters game plan for how the next 4 yrs is going to go. Do not invest in anything even remotely related to Donald J Trump. It's more than likely a ponzi scheme, even the viable businesses are just going to pump and dump then leave you holding the bags.

Memes are getting pretty gross.

Maybe we should slow down the meme magic train…

You'd think he'd be able to afford a cap that fits his soggy meat container he calls a head.