Okay fair, but that is not what I meant and you know that.

I mean there's probably a funeral and depending on your legacy there will still be quite a few things involving at least the memory of you

Hi dead, I'm dad

This is the first "shitpost" I've seen in a very long while that's absolutely a shit post for some people and the absolute truth for the rest of us. Gold!

Can we start not involving me now? Like get ahead of it?

cant wait

I'm in. Sounds like a real plan.

You guys do you

There are things that do involve your body though. But it doesn't mater to you anymore since you're not anymore.

Specifically for us guys buy something for the women to also think about... You got several options. The most import ones really for me are to consider what happens to my sexual organs, which are my favorite parts.

One option is to burn them.. You penis and testicles become ash. But somewhere in between that, I bet you someone somewhere will smell your balls one last time. Lol.

Another is donating to a university. A full softmore class will get to chop your tool into pieces or dissect your balls. Possible instead, your favorites could be plasticized and on display! Or photographed and incinerated? Good chance someone's gonna puke at your privates. It they go to the mechanical engineering school, your balls could end up getting kicked a bizzillion times to calculated the fatigue resistance of the human testicles. Maybe your tool ends up on an instrum getting pulled to failure to find the UTS of your skin. But more fun, maybe someone straps your dong to a Fleshlight testing machine, forever going in and out our your once favorite past time. You know, to tear silicone grease or something, I don't know, I'm not a rocket dermatologist!

The least favorite option is that a bunch of bugs and worms slowly eat your testicles and penis while your family pays some crazy amount of money to never see you again. And you're taking up space dude! Its 2000 years later, and a perfectly hot bigender woman takes a shower every day fully naked, just a few feet away from wherever your petrified bones are... What are you gonna do about it Bob? Nothing you stay there.... Its now 20million years later. A hominid hemale wears your bones around one of his bones as an aphrodisiac. That's right, the human species gained two more penises and they are beautiful. But you don't get to enjoy ant of it....on the other hand, me, who chose incineration, I'm actually part of that foreskin. Joke's on you!