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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
  • πŸ‘¦ User: β€œI cut myself and am bleeding profusely”
  • πŸ€– Bot: β€œIt seems you have a medical emergency”
  • πŸ’© Musk: β€œBot can diagnose medical injuries”
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I used an LLM today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Damn, next line being "the only thing that's real" is 100% factual in this situation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It will let you down

It will make you hurt

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

You know, my entire life there's been stories, fables, plays, movies, games about very rich men. Most of the time they're incredibly smart. Impossible to attaine. Respected by even thier worst enemies, and able to achieve things no one could imagine. For or against, you knew they were naturally formidable. You knew they were geniuses that only the best had a chance of countering.

...And then there's Elon Musk, the worlds richest 14 year old.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sheriff of Nottingham vibes. dumb and slimy. probably smells bad too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Your majesty, please stop me if I'm wrong about this... but wasn't your mole... on the other side?

I have a mole!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Elon Musk's greatest, most valuable contribution to civilization, is his tireless effort to disprove the myth of billionaire exceptionalism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ha! Very true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Those stories were written by authors beholden to those men, so of course they're represented in the best possible light. As for fictional characters, well yeah, we need a little fantasy to deal with reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lex Luther was not written how he is because anyone was behilden to rich people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That's the fantasy part of my comment.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FDA would like to know your location.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get out of here you RFK! I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Go stand by mutilated cows and feed your dammed crow somewhere else! Wacko.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Please state the nature of your medical emergency"

[–] explodicle 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah thank you. I'm not going to bother asking what he stole the name from.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah i figured it was something cool. He has no imagination.
I hate that im in his age range and will hear about him the rest of my life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can it reject health insurance claims too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That costs extra

[–] jaemo 7 points 2 months ago

"Hi there. This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s a bold claim, would be unfortunate if one were to sue Musk over any incorrect medical information provided by grok.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

He would bankrupt them in court and not be inconvenienced in the slightest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You would have to be a giant fucking idiot to use GROK for medical diagnosis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They should add a new category to Darwin Awards.

edit: Is there a Twitter Death tracker like with Tiktok? Almost two years without an update?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

or anything else tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, I can too, the diagnoses just won't be 100% correct or useful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

But can you also consume the energy output of a small American town in the process?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This post reads like it was titled by ChatGPT beta.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Can we pass a law that prevents him from being allowed to name things that adults use, please?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about onions.