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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I really hope "kid dick" is listed.

It probably isn't

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

Damn, I could never be a priest, I can't give up my weekly 1994 Toyota Corolla treat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Well there's no Corolla in the picture, so I'm guessing he DID eat it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

The struggle is real

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Wish I could get away with wearing a billowing cloak like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Neo did that, but he was machine jesus, so unless you've got a pair of sunglasses and some woah!'s handy, you might just want to stick to the latex

[–] [email protected] 2 points 43 minutes ago

Ah, my woahs are in my other jeans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody is going to stop you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

Well it's not so much that I won't be stopped but that I won't get acclaim for it, I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Pfft that's why you're a lesser religion!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

1994 would mean this corolla is potentially 31, much too old for the average priest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

So, priest only eat babies is what you are saying?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you're Canadian or else God will be mad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Did jesus even know about Canada ?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered "fish" theologically speaking.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There's a case to be made for them all being fish biologically speaking, too.

Of course, that case would also mean making chicken, beef, and all the other meat people typically eat would be fish, which might defeat the intent of the rule.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

And good luck if you’re allergic to fish

[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago

Glad I don't have to give up eating beaver for Lent

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Bobr kurwa!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago

Originally Christians aren’t even supposed to eat pork like the Jews. But then the Romans be like 🤌 then God said “Okay okay chill, pork’s back on the menu except on Friday’s”

[–] [email protected] 69 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

"with God all things are possible" Matthew 19:26

Someone doesn't read their Bible!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago

Automobiles fall under the same exception as iron chariots (Judges 1:19).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

Ezekiel 23:20

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

To be fair, he’s a priest. He only knows about Chryslers and vehicles whose names end in –mobile.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Emblem on the rim makes it look like a Lincoln

[–] [email protected] 25 points 17 hours ago

Also the rest of the car makes it look like a Lincoln Towncar 😂

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

I find his lack of faith disturbing

[–] CountVon 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

Especially Ryan George. That guy is ... sketchy!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though

[–] idegenszavak 11 points 18 hours ago

skill issue

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

You don't eat them? Weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Can't have sex with it either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Be careful though. Earl's crazy. He ate one of my cars once. Yeah, the whole car. Like, with a fork.