this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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[–] DannyBoy 83 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

It's just English the first sentence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I think that's the ketamin kicking in.

[–] captain_aggravated 49 points 6 days ago

You can feel that blood clot really wedging itself in there.

[–] Pika 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

if this was from amazon I'm pretty sure reason code other forces the shipping cost onto the consumer, it's not surprising they want that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Never heard of that before. Is that a US thing?

[–] Pika 1 points 5 days ago

possibly, I just know specific return codes change who does shipping, like a defect shoves shipping bsck on the seller

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Your mom's the best

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

This is pretty much an instant return for me.

Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

Looks like they scanned the original with an OCR but I wonder what really happened.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It almost feels like plausible deniability like No, mr. Amazon, we didn't tell the customer how they should refund this item.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Nah, they just refuse to hire a translator.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

This feels like a condensed version of what a teacher must go through when reading a lazy students 3 page paper.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago