this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My sister and I know our brother was actually found in a toilet factory.

Context: as kids, we once passed by a building during a road trip with a sign that said "sibling's name's toilet factory" and have been giving him shit about it ever since.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Giving him shit about it

Are you one of my siblings?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My cousin is eight. They were very confused by the reference to twenty-five. The rest of the family gave me funny looks too.

YMMV.

Update: I've realised my mistake. My cousin isn't my sibling. Actually I better check that .. brb.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I miss Florkofcows comics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Look how happy the little turd looks!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Lil bro looks thrilled

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I think being chosen is better than being born into. Being chosen means being wanted. Being born into means they had no other option.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah but what if they're turning 35?