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Police officer arrested after allegedly releasing prisoners to celebrate New Year’s Eve (www.cnn.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Police officer finds humanity, loses job.

[–] Susaga 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

See, this is why all cops are bastards. Because when you stop being a bastard, you lose your job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He was reportedly drunk.

[–] lurch 4 points 2 weeks ago

A rare instance where the alcohol brought out the best in someone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Promise not to commit any more crimes, okay?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Oh okay I'll let you out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Police officer of the year