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this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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Are you a guy or a girl?
Guy
What can we ask you?
Anything
This is a riveting ama
Can we focus on the film, people.
Well, I'm out of questions.
Feel free to ask more when you think of them
Have you ever considered to make AMA on Lemmy?
Yes! I did that today
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did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Maybe just a little
What about Minerva Minx, or Gadget when she put on that red dress and made her voice all sultry, or any other similar characters?
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What would win in a space battle? A TIE Fighter or a Chick-fil-A® Deluxe Chicken Sandwich?
Probably a tie fighter the chick fil a deluxe chicken sandwich seems unfit for space combat
You answering this so normally makes this a quality shitpost for me.
Thanks I try
Hey bro, how your organs doing
Follow up question, are they all in the usual location
I think my organs are fine? Everything seems to be in order. I’ve never seen them before with my own eyes but I’m pretty sure they’re in the right place, I’ll update you if I’m informed otherwise
Did noone ask what Linux distro you are on?
Nobody has yet! I’ve only been getting into Linux quite recently, I have a Microsoft surface laptop studio that I’d like to put Linux Mint on, but I’ve been a little scared of pulling the trigger so I haven’t yet :(. I did just get an old desktop pc from my dad because he replaced it, I was gonna put Mint on that but it was having some kind of issue with the bios, I ended up putting Kubuntu on it.
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Have you ever played on a Minecraft world for longer than two weeks?
Yes, I think since I reached adulthood the longest I’ve stuck to a world was a month, and I actually plan on going back to that same world soon
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Is a hot dog a sandwich?
How stupid is that question. A hotdog is a taco, it's a fact
I don’t think so personally but I don’t think it’s really something worth dwelling on
Can an unstoppable force move an unmovable object?
I think I’m lacking actual ways to answer this but if I had to guess I feel like they’d just cancel each other out and just disappear
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- What is your name?
- What is your quest?
- What is your favorite color?
- Do you know why I asked you these questions?
Bonus Questions
- What is the capital of Assyria?
- What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.
I’m honestly not sure cuz I try to stay off of traditional social media. I have a brother just a couple years young than me and I never have any clue what he’s talking about. Something about “low taper fade” and such, I dunno.
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