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[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think you're underestimating corvids.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Corvids evolved beyond the need for physical form.

All that remains are echoes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Caw.... caw... caw.....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

They Jonathon Livingstoned themselves.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They fuckin peaced like the dolphins in Hitchhiker's Guide.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ray Bradbury already did this in "There Will Come Soft Rains".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Such an incredible story. The nursery scene is my favorite

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I highly recommend all of the Martian Chronicles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

While we're on the subject of Ray Bradbury, most people don't know he wrote things other than science fiction, but he actually wrote one of my favorite mystery novels (which is slightly autobiographical):

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17972482-a-graveyard-for-lunatics

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The octopodes are named Paul and Salome.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice, was looking for a Children reference 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Can't wait for the next book. Apparently it's being worked on

Funnily enough the other parts of the post remind me of "service model", the new book by Tschaikowsky

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's this a reference to? It's ringing a bell that I can't quite make out

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

for anyone that wants whis concept as an entire sci-fi story:

this is almost literally the plot of "children of time" by Adrian Tchaikovsky!

excellent trilogy, but the first part can be read as a standalone story!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Seconded. They are great novels, and quite original!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've been meaning to check out their novels. Thanks for the reminder.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like the scifi short story, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury. It's about a post-apocalypse, automated house that tries to maintain a daily routine, long after humanity is gone.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like they do better than us at ruling this world.

[–] booly 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Other species will have a really hard time following us, because our own playbook is no longer available.

Extraction of resources out of the ground is getting harder and harder. We've exhausted the easily extracted ore for iron/tin/copper mining, and modern mining of those materials requires much more sophisticated technology. So a Bronze Age and Iron Age can't really come up from the ground up.

And without easily extracted fossil fuels providing cheap and abundant energy, industrialization would be a pretty difficult hurdle to overcome.

The best hopes of a post-human civilization will come from whatever species learns to recycle and reuse human waste.

And maybe the leftovers of human agriculture (any plant species that efficiently produce lots of biomass that don't require active planting/tilling/irrigation/fertilization, whatever domesticated animals can survive as feral colonies) will have lasting effects, too.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Landfills are the mining boom of the future.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Why would they need to mine ore when we just left all of it laying around?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I see Salome and Paul are up to their usual shenanigans under the sea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Came here for this. Thank you, well-read stranger!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Reminds me of 'Service Model' by Adrian Tchaikovsky

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

If humanity is extinct what triggered the stupidfridge's message about orange juice? If humans aren't consuming it then who is?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

It was out of orange juice before the extinction.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Raccoon, duh

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I've thought about this a lot, raccoons are 100% taking over after humans. They already dominate north america and almost conquered Germany. Once human control runs out Europe is fucked and they will eventually take over all of Eurasia.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Oh please, if anyone it’s the dinosaurs coming back for round 2.

Birds are everywhere, many birds are fucking smart and already using tools and doing maths, all they need is seed, they have prior experience. End of story, dinosaurs are back.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't it be like round 4 for dinosaurs?

[–] BillibusMaximus 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It goes without saying that the Emus will retake Australia.

Since they're flightless, the rest of the world will be safe for a while. But when they form a navy or invent air travel, the rest of the world better watch out!

Edit: LOL, I just noticed your instance. You know what I'm talking about. 😛

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They can cute their way into your house too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

My friend has recurring raccoons she feeds. Their little hands are so adorable. There’s a possum that pretends to be a raccoon. She humours him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't Japan also import raccoons because of a TV show and they went fucking up ancient architecture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think it’ll be crows

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone is overestimating how long a modern appliance will last.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, they won't be able to do their fucking job but I'd bet every non-essential part will last. That washing machine craves telling it's dumb fuck user "D80" and then proceed to do nothing with the load.

As long as that control board can get a couple watts it will sing its song to hopefully coax some poor fool into feeding it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I demand more information on the Bronze Age raccoons

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

We can hope.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I need this kind of content in my life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is just copy pasted from the Splatoon lore.

[–] peteypete420 6 points 3 weeks ago

When will my library have this book?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Get some Werner Herzog for it and I’m in.

Feelgood dystopian sci-fi for misanthropes should be a thing if it isn’t already.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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