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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where's the damn video? Aluminum or a Louisville Slugger? Hopefully she's a softball player.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

There's a video in this article of the moment, tho you can't see her hit him. He's holding the camera and she walks up behind him and clocks him. From the sound of it, the bat was aluminum

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I sure hope her bat didn’t get dented, it can be a real pain to find one that swings just right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Ya head's a freakin' bat magnet!

[–] [email protected] 249 points 1 week ago

If it’s a legitimate assault, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you carry a sign reading "you deserve to be raped" then you can't complain about being clubbed on the head, because you obviously are a waste of genetic material

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think "you deserve to be hit over the head with a baseball bat" is an understandable response to "you deserve to be raped".

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd say, it's too mild a response, but anything within the line, I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 week ago (6 children)

No one deserves to be hurt. Unfortunately, some people do ask for it.

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He did deserve it. If you advocate for pointless violence you deserve it back at you.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

No, he deserves to be rehabilitated in a facility that can reeducate him from his backwards beliefs.

Unfortunately we are limited by our material conditions, so instead he gets hit with a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Look, I have neither the time nor the resources to teach you a lesson, so I'm just gonna have to beat the lesson into you with this bat."

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

Literally yes. It seems people are unfamiliar with this type of grift, which was made popular by the Westboro Baptist Church. Show up somewhere and say the most inflammatory (but not directly threatening) things possible until somebody gets fed up and assaults you, then sue that person for damages.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

You know, there's a secret trick to not getting sued for assaulting them...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Sneak into thier house and poison all of thier food?

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[–] AlecSadler 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only the good die young I've heard

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (7 children)
  • Pinochet: 91
  • Reagan: 93
  • Thatcher: 87
  • Kissinger: 100
  • Mugabe: 95
  • Sheldon Adelson: 87

Checks out.

[–] heavydust 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

In France we have Jean-Marie Le Pen. He tortured people and was friends with nazis. He's 96 and still alive.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago

Your body, my choice to hit it with a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Tabitha Brubaker has been charged felony assault and marijuana possession

Boooo, fuck off with the weed charge on there too

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (10 children)

There was once a time when "Fighting Words" were a viable defense in cases like these, and that sign certainly qualifies as fighting words.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

thems be fightin' words

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

I mean, strutting around with his cranium exposed like that, it was only a matter of time.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

BONK go to ~~horny~~ actual jail

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Grass grows, birds fly, and brother? I BONK people

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

That is absolutely horrific, disgusting and vile. Has anyone checked if the bat is ok?

[–] brown567 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's still standing in the picture, we should let her try again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I guess we could all have a turn at the human piñata.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Hit him again.

[–] prole 18 points 1 week ago

I literally said "FUCK YES" out loud when I read this.

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