this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Aaawww the motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks shit!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Oh man I forgot all about this, shit is too funny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

My daughter saw this over my should so I had to break motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks.

LAW JESUS!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

This ends way too early, we need to see what things look like after!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know let's wedge an enormous pile of fireworks under the end of this car and then light one about 8 feet away. What could go wrong with that......

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Remember that these people have driver’s licenses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

And breed. There's a number of children there. So there's only going to be more of them.....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I no longer leave home on NYE. Too afraid of drunk drivers. That’s one of the benefits of aging. I don’t feel like I’m missing anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I start work at 0300. I began taking off on New Year's day to avoid the drinks while I'm driving in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Fuckcars subscribers when they GET YOU

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Oh I know that place!

[–] lurch 1 points 3 days ago

It's very old. More than one year, AFAIK. You could try to reverse image search the thumbnail. (on tineye or so)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

So many amputations each year, yet dumbasses keep blowing themselves and others up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

You can tell what elements are burning by the Colo....uuhh ahhh pretty!