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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It didn't really hit until the second half of the year, and maybe this bag is from the first half.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

and maybe this bag is from the first half.

I wouldn't dare... For many reasons 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Worth in parts per millions

[–] dlhextall 2 points 1 month ago

Depends from which month it is!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

I have a bunch vacuum packed in my freezer. Going to make a killing on ebay one day.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I always think about how when a plane lands and it off boards its passengers that it's also releasing air from where it came from. Probably because I'm weird.

Also, if you smell a fart, you're breathing in air from someone else's colon.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always love when a fly gets stuck in the car before a cross country road trip. Drive for hours and hours, maybe it doesn't escape when you get gas, and finally it exits the vehicle multiple states later. Does it blow the fly's mind? Or is it like "welp I guess I'm in Texas now"? Do the local flies judge his funny accent?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right? Imagine when an insect gets stuck on a cargo boat and ends up halfway around the world.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And sometimes ends up wrecking its new ecosystem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Georgia is currently chock full of joro spiders.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are cabin filters though, and the plane constantly circulates air from outside. I doubt there is any air from the origin location by the time they land.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You just burst that guy's bubble

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah 😔 one less joy in my life!!

(just kidding - I hadn't considered the filters)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Went on a lengthy train travel in a compartment recently: 7 retired people and me. After a few hours, you know what everyone's colon lining smells like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I remember a line from an ancient cracked.com article that said something like "when you fart around someone else, they now know what it smells like a foot inside of you and they're probably not happy about that."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I had a novelty tin of 1999 air for a long time that I got when it was the millennium.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It works for the wine industry though. (Yeah, I know, I know.)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I have some oak-barrel aged air you should be interested in.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Might triple in price in a few decades or so

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Looks like dry ice to keep it inflated? With all the fogginess in the bag and so

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Pre covid air

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Tastes freezer burned

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did anyone else first read this as "Air Zola"? No? Just me?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Great. Now I got that old Ricola commercial stuck in my head.

"Aiiiiir zoooolaaaa!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

i do the same but for my farts