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Well I'm glad to see they have irony in stock (reddthat.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"No matter" he bellowed, with a furious roar

Just shut-up and buy this, you consumerist whore

[+] cybergazer -6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I thought this Lemmy was supposed to be anti capitalist intellectuals such as myself? At least reading the politics subreddits that's what I can only assume is true. Now yo'ure telling me to buy something that won't finess my jawline to become the top 20% of men that women like to chase after per-se? Overall I guess I'll just have to go back to looksmaxxing so I can get finally back my girlfriend who pulled a piper Perri on me when coming home from work one day. Moral of the story date men instead of women

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guys this is clearly satire

[–] cybergazer 1 points 1 day ago

How so

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You missed the obvious sarcasm.

Lemmy doesn't like using tags to mark obvious jokes, sarcasm, or other satirical devices.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

4chan is leaking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I think its supposed to be a joke? I don't know. Its confusing lol

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Performative Resistance. 60% off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Free Che T-Shirt with purchases over $30!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Well to be fair, those are pillows and not Christmas

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

"Maybe Christmas" doesn't come from a store, but "Merry Christmas" does, take that Dr. Suess!