Would have been solved much quicker if they where ceo killing hornets
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finally some good fucking food...
Anybody know where i can get some murder hornets from? (i jest, ofc)
shitposting aside, how rare is it that invasive species are eradicated before becoming a problem? Can't be that common.
Never. Cause the definition of "Invasive species" includes it being a problem. Otherwise they're called "Introduced species".
(camera focuses on the news playing on a TV in a home in the countryside, slowly pulling back away from the monitor)
"...thanks to their efforts, experts have now stated with certainty that this threat has been eradicated..."
(the camera has pulled back enough that the screen is framed by an outside window with a tree trunk coming into frame from the right)
"...and many communities in the northwest united states can breathe easier knowing that these dreaded hornets are no longer found on our shores. Reporting from Seattle..."
(focus shifts to the tree bark. Buzzing is heard, getting louder and louder until a single murder hornet queen lands on the tree. Cut to black. Roll credits)
Coming Soon...
MURDER H4NET
Article written by Dr. M. Horneté
Brilliant thanks for the chuckle mate.
Until the next ones arrive on another ship
a space ship
EDF! EDF!
Hey hey, the US actually won a war! Been a long time coming..
Uhh, first win since WW2. Congrats.
How about every fucking World Series there bucko? Nice try!
(cough desert storm)
[✓] Small Pox
[✓] Murder Hornets
We're almost there, humanity!
Can't you just literally put an [X] for Twitter?
[ ] X
[X] Twitter
Yes, the only three problems!
Oh wait someone has started unchecking all the previously checked boxes
IS THAT RFK WITH A FOLDING CHAIR?!
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if RFK Jr. Came out in favor of murder hornets
He needs more carcasses for his falcon
Small pox won't be checked for long.
Declared extinct in the wild by the WHO in 1980.
RFK will probably support reintroduction, so....
“Yeah, yeah, we’re totally eradicated. All is now fine, there’s nothing to worry about. Sleep well!” - Sneaky Murder Hornet.
“Somehow, the murder hornets have returned.”
They really didn't go with homicidal hornets? We actin' like fun alliterations just come around all the time now?