this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago

I'm so slow, my first reaction was:

What kind of disgusting new behavior are the weirdos getting up to now? Shitting indoors. The very thought of it!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Plumbers, electricians, homebuilders, sanitation workers, and electrical workers. Who'd I miss?

Thank you all for a fine poopie.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

I mean, it's almost the entire service and retail economy. Shout out to the driver of the truck that did the delivery to the supermarket of the turkey you'll poop out the next day. We owe everything to everyone.

Merry Christmas and may your next poop be a blessed one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Smartphone factory workers and Internet network engineers.

[–] kambusha 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Shampoo bottle sticker makers

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I regret not growing up in a Dr Bronners household.

[–] ayyy 2 points 10 hours ago

Dilute! Dilute! Ok!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My response isn’t showing because I’m a dipshit: I said:

I’m with you.

I don’t think I meant to delete my comment; I’ve been drinking too.

😊

[–] [email protected] 28 points 23 hours ago

The fact that you’re responding to no one makes this top tier

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

tl;dr: We live in a society

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Personally I live in Texas so the only people enabling me are the Oil companies ensuring I never see a blizzard, from Global Warming.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Jokes on you, climate change means unpredictable weather, so you'll actually get worse blizzards.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Oh don’t worry, you will