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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

So what you're saying is you meet girls that are not your mom?! And consistently?

Legend!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well yeah, no wonder she leaves if your logical deduction skills are that poor. The conclusion obviously doesn't follow from the premise, even though it's completely true.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly, right? They want dead flakes, not live one's, so they keep us as cattle on carpets, not consume us wholesale. That's like being afraid of vultures if you're healthy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And most dust is actually walls decaying, not skin. Why would there be dust in abandoned buildings otherwise?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The buildings are made of skin.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whether we wanted it or not, we entered war with Roombas on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So let’s get to taking out their charging stations one by one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My Roomba can barely return to its base and gets stuck on my rug. I help my little bro out. This is a symbiotic relationship.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

You will be consumed last.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hang on a minute, are there any roombas here today?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Please clear main brushes.

Er, I meant "Nope"

[–] southsamurai 2 points 1 day ago

See, there's your problem. Picking partners up irl. I'm at half chub from this, you should be online looking for love

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a good horror movie plot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] sbv 2 points 1 day ago

But why does she leave?