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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

I like having maps and gps with me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Ruines photogrpahy ?

Rhien II sold for $4.5 Million in 2011

I'd suggest that ruined photography.

https://expertphotography.com/most-expensive-photographs/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

“There’s something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so that you can have more of it”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah definitely the smartphone is why I still don’t have a girlfriend yup yup

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

Dating sites with the usual business model of pay-to-play have an incentive to sabotage long term relationships by not showing the most compatible people to each other.

Corrupt states can use it to undermine assumed enemy states.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 14 hours ago

Proved the underpaid math teacher wrong when they said we wouldn't always have a calculator in our pocket.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (7 children)

GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

And authenticators, password managers.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, none of that is the phone's fault. That is like blaming fast food for being a fat ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 29 minutes ago

There is a legitimate comparison there. There's shared culpability. Sure, you're responsible for what you eat. But those fast food companies hire teams of nutritionists, psychologists, and sociologists, people with PhDs in their fields, and task them with developing the most addictive foods they can. It's no different than cigarettes. Sure we're ultimately responsible for our actions. But it does end up feeling a bit like victim blaming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Yeah it is totally the phone's fault that this person is unable to date other people, that is their biggest problem with smartphones, not the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Ruined photography?

Professionals or hobbyists can still use a proper camera but the old maxim "sometimes the best camera is the one you have with you" often applies and cellphones do fairly well in that regard

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

And some phones have some excellent cameras. I've taken some pretty decent shots with my phone camera, like this one of a squirrel eating pizza. Without carrying around a camera literally all the time, I never would have caught that shot.

Same with many of the abuses that we've seen caught on camera recently. There are some problems with videos that lack context, but authorities can't just act with impunity in their face and expect to not have a camera in their face.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I think is more about how the smartphone and apps like instagram uses a bunch of filters and things like that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

That part I can agree with. Plus the "AI editing" bullshit.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (20 children)

The problem isn't smartphones, it's capitalism.

All of those things would have happened anyway in a different form factor because capitalism is just a race to the bottom.

Except maybe UI design. That has been special in its enshittification.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

bad UI design is also because of capitalism, because the software companies can't stand just having a working software, they must make some changes in some way and UI is a low hanging fruit.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Ruined pointless but enjoyable arguments with mates in the pub. In the old days you could get a good 15 minutes of entertainment out of 'Was it Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg in that Three Kings movie?'

Now some asshat with a phone will kill that argument in 5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The Guinness Book of World Records was created to do just that, settle pub arguments.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, but up to the point where you could have it on your phone, no-one took a copy of the Guinness book of records to the pub with them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There's plenty of pub topics Google can't kill. For example Would you rather have hands made of chocolate cake or an armpit that squirts cream?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's a complete no-starter though. Cream squirting armpits every day of the week. After all, I'd have usable hands to be able to harvest the free cream, therefore profit. Whereas hands made of chocolate cake wouldn't be very usable and once they'd been eaten (and with my wife and daughter around they soon would be) I'm just left with the stumps. You've not thought this through. So. Armpits that squirt cream. Definitively.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah we need more info? Do the cake hands regenerate because if so you're basically deadpool at that point

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

They ruined clubs, too. The flip phone cameras were shitty enough to make it a non-issue.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maps/gps navigation and being able to talk to someone across the world for free (provided you have an internet connection). Genz and younger millennials don’t know how expensive long-distance calls were back then.

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