I like having maps and gps with me
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Ruines photogrpahy ?
Rhien II sold for $4.5 Million in 2011
I'd suggest that ruined photography.
“There’s something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so that you can have more of it”
Yeah definitely the smartphone is why I still don’t have a girlfriend yup yup
Dating sites with the usual business model of pay-to-play have an incentive to sabotage long term relationships by not showing the most compatible people to each other.
Corrupt states can use it to undermine assumed enemy states.
Proved the underpaid math teacher wrong when they said we wouldn't always have a calculator in our pocket.
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
The flashlight to where?
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And authenticators, password managers.
Yeah, none of that is the phone's fault. That is like blaming fast food for being a fat ass.
There is a legitimate comparison there. There's shared culpability. Sure, you're responsible for what you eat. But those fast food companies hire teams of nutritionists, psychologists, and sociologists, people with PhDs in their fields, and task them with developing the most addictive foods they can. It's no different than cigarettes. Sure we're ultimately responsible for our actions. But it does end up feeling a bit like victim blaming.
Yeah it is totally the phone's fault that this person is unable to date other people, that is their biggest problem with smartphones, not the Internet.
Ruined photography?
Professionals or hobbyists can still use a proper camera but the old maxim "sometimes the best camera is the one you have with you" often applies and cellphones do fairly well in that regard
And some phones have some excellent cameras. I've taken some pretty decent shots with my phone camera, like this one of a squirrel eating pizza. Without carrying around a camera literally all the time, I never would have caught that shot.
Same with many of the abuses that we've seen caught on camera recently. There are some problems with videos that lack context, but authorities can't just act with impunity in their face and expect to not have a camera in their face.
I think is more about how the smartphone and apps like instagram uses a bunch of filters and things like that.
The problem isn't smartphones, it's capitalism.
All of those things would have happened anyway in a different form factor because capitalism is just a race to the bottom.
Except maybe UI design. That has been special in its enshittification.
bad UI design is also because of capitalism, because the software companies can't stand just having a working software, they must make some changes in some way and UI is a low hanging fruit.
Ruined pointless but enjoyable arguments with mates in the pub. In the old days you could get a good 15 minutes of entertainment out of 'Was it Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg in that Three Kings movie?'
Now some asshat with a phone will kill that argument in 5 seconds.
The Guinness Book of World Records was created to do just that, settle pub arguments.
Yeah, but up to the point where you could have it on your phone, no-one took a copy of the Guinness book of records to the pub with them.
There's plenty of pub topics Google can't kill. For example Would you rather have hands made of chocolate cake or an armpit that squirts cream?
That's a complete no-starter though. Cream squirting armpits every day of the week. After all, I'd have usable hands to be able to harvest the free cream, therefore profit. Whereas hands made of chocolate cake wouldn't be very usable and once they'd been eaten (and with my wife and daughter around they soon would be) I'm just left with the stumps. You've not thought this through. So. Armpits that squirt cream. Definitively.
Yeah we need more info? Do the cake hands regenerate because if so you're basically deadpool at that point
They ruined clubs, too. The flip phone cameras were shitty enough to make it a non-issue.
Maps/gps navigation and being able to talk to someone across the world for free (provided you have an internet connection). Genz and younger millennials don’t know how expensive long-distance calls were back then.