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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I've fallen and can't get up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Candy cane sounding

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I was at Deer Club.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I forgot to lock the cage and mine got out.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Mine are still in storage.

[–] Cheradenine 21 points 1 week ago

I want to be a dentist

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Just fixing these dolls' teeth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Trapped under cat. Send help.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ich dachte es wäre um elf!

SpoilerI thought it was at eleven!
Elf is german for eleven.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

A dwarf at elf practice? I'd never live it down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have a note

Please excuse 👍Maximum Derek👍 from elf practice today. He had to had tummy trouble while visiting his grandma who died and then had to go to the dentist.

-- Mrs 👍Maximum Derek👍's Mom

[–] xmunk 7 points 1 week ago

Because I'm a Dwarf.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I can't get it to come down

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm still in storage in Tacoma.

[–] TokenEffort 4 points 1 week ago

Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I've already passed my certification tests. No more practice for me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Because I've already mastered PE32+.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Timezones mean I am not able to make it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I was bouncin' dat bumble 😏

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Talkin bout practice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I was too busy at eating practice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm stuck on an infinite match on 2fort

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not a gnelf, I'm not a gnoblin, I'm a gnome