I've fallen and can't get up.
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Candy cane sounding
I was at Deer Club.
I forgot to lock the cage and mine got out.
Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?
Mine are still in storage.
I want to be a dentist
Just fixing these dolls' teeth.
Trapped under cat. Send help.
Ich dachte es wäre um elf!
Spoiler
I thought it was at eleven!
Elf is german for eleven.
A dwarf at elf practice? I'd never live it down.
I have a note
Please excuse 👍Maximum Derek👍 from elf practice today. He had to had tummy trouble while visiting his grandma who died and then had to go to the dentist.
-- Mrs 👍Maximum Derek👍's Mom
Because I'm a Dwarf.
I can't get it to come down
I'm still in storage in Tacoma.
Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.
I've already passed my certification tests. No more practice for me!
Because I've already mastered PE32+.
Timezones mean I am not able to make it.
I was bouncin' dat bumble 😏
Talkin bout practice
I was too busy at eating practice.
I'm stuck on an infinite match on 2fort
I'm not a gnelf, I'm not a gnoblin, I'm a gnome