this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 133 points 3 weeks ago

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Reverse image search

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 3 points 3 weeks ago

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

This In Here

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

for play? for get play.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

what the said, am come where?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone call the bondulance

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

yasss bitch! truer words have never been assembled poorly!

See come want, see want come!

[–] agamemnonymous 8 points 3 weeks ago

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[–] captain_aggravated 7 points 3 weeks ago

reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

am come where

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

To come where it said, what

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

What

The

Said

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

GET HELP

HELP ME

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