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[–] [email protected] 98 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If people had wings and could fly it would be considered exercise and nobody would do it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this is literally how it works for birds, that's why you see especially pidgeons and corvids walking so often, they just don't need to fly a lot so they simply walk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That can be dangerous in the long term.

Mitchell and Webb - Flightless birds

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Americans wouldn't do it, the rest of the world would

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was about to be offended and then I remembered how I got out of breath walking up the stairs this morning. (To be fair, I'm anemic af and almost certainly have a touch of long covid, but still.)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There's just something about stairs that gets me. I can run a sub hour 10k, hike 15+ miles a day, and my resting heart rate is in the 50s, but stairs always get me winded.

[–] Klaymore 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My french teacher in high school said that everyone gets winded going up stairs, cause people who are fitter walk up the steps faster

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

This just solved it for me. That is exactly it. I've been angry at stairs my whole life and now I realize it's because I go up them as fast as I walk- which is considerably faster than most people I know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Stairs are different muscles. I used to work at a dam where I would have to climb 20 flights of stairs/ladders multiple times a day with 80 pounds worth of tools on me. Before then stairs were difficult for me, now I can run up that with that much weight no problem. I haven’t worked there for a year but I also can do sub hour 10k (barely) but those muscles stay with you as long as you stay on your feet regularly during the day.

If it’s an issue for you I suggest weight training up and down the stairs you have available to you (in your house maybe?) 5 minutes a day with a couple 20 pound weights up and down those bitches and you’ll make walking stairs your bitch for the rest of your life. If you can do a sub 10k you have the willpower to do it if you want to.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

Why would I fly for twenty minutes when I can drive for an hour 🙄

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes. Burgerlanders are very averse to any level of self improvement that might be difficult. I blame the car culture propaganda more than I blame the people though.

[–] anomnom 6 points 6 days ago

I’m tall and fairly light. Skipping steps helps a lot with efficiency.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

If you look at birds like the kakapo, they would've had flight in the evolutionary past, but evolved out of it due to lack of predatory threat.

This can be part of Island syndrome, where the dodo also suffered from, till sailors came around and found out they were tasty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

We'd end up making flying cars so we wouldn't have to fly ourselves...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago

Plato is gonna be fuckin pissed

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Between this, my stripes, and my tail.. all things I have genes for, but no activation...

I'm kinda pissed, being human could be far less cringe

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Humans do have stripes but we ourselves can’t see them.

Look up Blaschko lines

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Unless you have the right skin condition I don't think they're visible in any wavelength

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

isn't that only true for XX chromosome people?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My guess is they mean we have the genes to encode the proteins, since we have similar keratinized tissues like hair and nails. But probably not the hox genes to encode the structure

[–] starman2112 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Well then put the box genes in me so I can have a damn plume

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I’m good on the feathers I read the goosebumps book about learning to fly and it gave me a preview of my trypophobia when R.L. Stine described the feathers growing out of the main characters skin

ETA: it was “chicken chicken” not “how I learned to fly”

[–] VanillerGoriller 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'll hold off too because some feathers grow straight from the bones. Eek

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I on the other hand am all that is man and will be taking the feathers because I want to look fabulous

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

While we're on the topic, we all have very slightly webbed digits, multiple involuntary reflexes for when we get wet, and a nasal/respiratory system that is (partially) adapted to swimming. I wonder how far our DNA could be pushed to pad out what was started here?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Our throat region seems poorly thought out. As somebody said recently, tube food goes in or you die is right next to tube food must never block or you die.

[–] zalgotext 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The fact that billions of us still get that right hundreds of times a day is honestly pretty fucking insane, with how delicate that whole setup is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Sometimes when I'm chewing a mouthful of food in the car it occurs to me that if I suddenly get in a wreck I will have no control over my gasp reflex.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

MF walking one way into getting a pile of teratomas

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like a fun PhD project

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

No funding. Less fun

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stunning creatures, sea lions.

Wonderful plumage.

Fierce Creatures (1997)

[–] AwesomeLowlander 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There's certainly something stunning and wonderful in that picture all right

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 6 days ago

I also have a thing for short guys in glasses!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'll settle for hair regrowth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

OTOH it would be kind of cool to look like the hawk man on the old Buck Rogers tv show.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I want the damn feathers for the social aspect! If we were allowed to preen each other, the world would be a better place!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

we are allowed to preen each other, just start helping your friends and family with their haircuts

[–] Lighttrails 10 points 6 days ago

Quick someone get CRSIPR therapy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

What does that even mean, you have like “four letters” and dna strands of millions long. Like how selective do you have to be. I’m sure you can basically write anything that way.

Are there entire chunks that are inactive that would give feathers, that at some point gave feathers to our ancestors?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

All things DNA is full of code that doesn't get activated and is just passed on anyways

Gene expression is what they mean by "activated"

Basically think of it like having a library of instruction books and only grabbing a few of them to do the project that needs done.

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[–] BlueMagma 3 points 6 days ago

Is this true ? It doesn't feel true with my current knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Now go into a forrest with flint and boom

infinite ammo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Just need two chickens, a dispenser, and a redstone clock for infinite chickens

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