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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 week ago (23 children)
[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jim Cornette is a pro-wrestling personality who's known for his fast loud mouth on-air.

He's also known as being hard to get along with by most people.

So in the 1980s, when he was first becoming nationally well known, he would have bickering arguements with his coworkers. He made a list of people he didn't like.

Then in the 1990s, he worked with a guy named Vince Russo, who he still to this day HAAAAAATES. He's quoted as saying "Spite is a hell of a motivator, and it's the reason I'm going to live one day longer than Vince Russo. Just so I can piss on his grave."

So after dealing with Vince Russo, the WWF hired someone he worked with years earlier, and found he wasn't as mad at him as he once was.

He was quoted as saying "You used to be much higher on my shitlist, but you've moved down a few spots simply by not doing anything differently!"

I've always taken that last quote to be an interesting take on perspective. How things can be exactly the same, but your perspective may shift with experience.

With all that said, I see this picture, of something that is being called "Pizza", and I realize that pineapple on pizza isn't the abomination to the form of pizza that I once percieved it as.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

This is poetry

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When you pinch that pimple

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Seeing this brings me back to my youth

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Amazing gif. What’s the source?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

What is this abomination

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how every time I see this identical picture it’s cropped slightly smaller so people can claim it’s a unique image

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (7 children)

There it is in full, address of the godforsaken restaurant and all.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Wait, this can’t be rea—https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g30034-d23568458-Reviews-29th_Street_Pizza_Subs_More-Altoona_Pennsylvania.html

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[–] BudgetBandit 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Basically a focaccia topped with tomato sauce, salami, green bell peppers and American cheese.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

that ain't even actual amercian cheese (like burger joints use).. this is the individually-wrapped 'singles' garbage.

[–] BudgetBandit 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a non-American, this individually-wrapped garbage is the only type of American cheese that exists over here

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

no wonder american cheese is shit on elsewhere.

i suppose you could go to mcdonalds or bk, order a cheeseburger with extra slices 'on the side' or something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Thats not different, quality wise

[–] BudgetBandit 3 points 1 week ago

Here’s one from a food manufacturer who also has cream cheese, fresh cheeses, snacks, sandwiches etc. in my short research, this one has the most "bad stuff" in it. Currently in Austria, so Google spit out that:

https://www.interspar.at/shop/lebensmittel/woerle-burger-scheiben-xxl/p/2020002469245?srsltid=AfmBOoq0Hr8J7oW0Oxz6W7hIIQD9BciuUsAxyPeipBa-XkNwJf2iW912

Processed cheese preparation in slices at least 35% fat in dry matter. Ingredients: cheese, water, skimmed milk powder, butter, milk protein, emulsifying salts (sodium citrate, sodium phosphate, polyphosphates), sweet whey powder, salt, acidifier: citric acid, coloring: paprika extract.


Here I have the cheapest budget version of American cheese:

https://www.interspar.at/shop/lebensmittel/s-budget-kaesescheiben-xxl-burger/p/2020005305038?srsltid=AfmBOoq8v6Pkg77pORyZ0gmCNqUJgfooIY6ryFuKEt6L--rAPKDuz_g1

Ingredients: 50% cheese, water, skimmed milk powder, milk protein, butter, emulsifying salts (sodium citrate, sodium phosphate, polyphosphates), sweet whey powder, non-iodized salt, spice extract, acidifier: citric acid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait. Aren't these the same thing?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

real american cheese is mostly made from a mix of other real cheeses, processed with some other stuff into a new thing.

the individually wrapped slices are less actual cheese and may not even contain enough to legally be called “cheese”.

so basically there are really different grades of american cheese, it is not all exactly the same thing. see the labels chart in the middle of this article:

https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At least Kraft singles are just cheddar cheese with extra milk and some shit to keep it solid. It's essentially a solidified bechamel sauce.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i didn’t know there was a difference! thank u to the cheese fans for educating a layman like myself

[–] RVGamer06 14 points 1 week ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

dear god i finally found worse pizza than st. louis style pizza.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I imagine that being served with a big fuck you energy

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

not even the same person

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