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Linux is a family of open source Unix-like operating systems based on the Linux kernel, an operating system kernel first released on September 17, 1991 by Linus Torvalds. Linux is typically packaged in a Linux distribution (or distro for short).

Distributions include the Linux kernel and supporting system software and libraries, many of which are provided by the GNU Project. Many Linux distributions use the word "Linux" in their name, but the Free Software Foundation uses the name GNU/Linux to emphasize the importance of GNU software, causing some controversy.

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I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

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[–] FilthyHands 84 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good one from back in the day (not mine): "In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

But it has a direct reference to it's competitors which won't be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

With the most open CVEs, bugs and ports, anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Fun facts:

The OS wars are over, and Linux won.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

In the server world, yes. The desktop is the place that needs to be won over.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"For slogan, please refer to the according man page"

more seriously maybe "Software it your own way"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Linux. The Power of the Community.

I didn't come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yours to make, yours to break.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (5 children)

"I didn't want to play that game anyway."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

More like use Adobe or Microsoft as I'm proud gamer since 2 years on Linux https://bazzite.gg/

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[–] LambdaRX 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's a headache but it's your headache.

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[–] shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 19 points 3 months ago

"It's terminal"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] LambdaRX 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or

Free as in work after hours

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Join a Movement, not a Marketplace

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And when you tell your OS to poweroff it... powers off. Wow.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And when you tell it to suspend or hibernate, it also powers off.

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[–] neidu3 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

"It just works"

..because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it's not true of Windows anymore.

Alternatively "No nagging, no forced online account."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Two out of 10 Linux users agree that insert name here is the best distro

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"We hope you like config files"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I heard you like files... Everything is a file."

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"It does exactly what you tell it to do."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  • Remove kernel.
  • Ok.
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

With a bit of a double-entendre, "It powers the world", since it's the most common server platform.

More funny: "It's not an OS. It's a hobby."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Own your Computer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

"Own your computer" and "Free your computer"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have it your* way.

*your way may involve several hours of configuration

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The least annoying launcher for your web browser

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Batman runs Linux. Shouldn't you?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Buy it, own it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Sovereign Computing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It’s yours.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

“If you knew what it was, you’d be using it already.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wobbly Windows in a Windows-less World

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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