this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

pee is stored in the balls so it fits

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's worse for ball cancer survivors

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Is blood-red text possible on 4chan? Maybe tumour-white?

[–] Early_To_Risa 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Was always a squidward fan

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And this is the reason I wouldn't think getting 72 virgins after death is a reward.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 weeks ago

Kissless hugless virgin, also sometimes seen as khhv (kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin)

It’s like an incel status thing they came up with to further differentiate themselves among their peers. Implying that not only are they sexually inexperienced, but have also never been physically intimate with someone in any way

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Kharkov, a city in Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She actually managed to cast testicular torsion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] jballs 19 points 2 weeks ago

Fake: Girl touches anon's junk

Gay: This is clearly a long con to get other dudes to ask for pics of anon's balls.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

She is the one

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago