Why has “shot” been censored? Is that word banned in fucking Florida or some shit?
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2024
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Wherever this screenshot was posted first, probably ranks content with these words lower to optimize for ad revenue of that service. I don’t know how people think these platforms are just a fine place to spend their time on
This internet has become incredibly stupid.
On second thought let's not go to the internet.
'Tis a silly place.
Always was
Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what I don’t like about social media censors…”
its from instagram
self censorship has always been a weird case
Doing God's work
Sorry. Drag will delete it if you're sure it's what a monotheistic god would want.
I'm in over my head now
I'm glad you censored the word "shot" otherwise I would have been offended.
That's basically the plot of the Seinfeld 9/11 spec script.
https://randomnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Seinfeld-The-Twin-Towers-Billy-Domineau.pdf
This but with Dennis from always sunny, and then the gang has to stop him from killing frank to impress a girl.
I feel like Frank would be more likely to try and kill someone for the sake of picking up women than Dennis. Especially since Frank is the one with the gun.
Also it would be funnier to see Danny Devito dress like the assassin and try and say he looks exactly like him.
But Frank is the rich one
Even funnier.
It's Gore-Tex!
Snot? Soot? Spot?
Escalates to where he's handed a lit molotov by his anarchist guest-star date, and decides in that moment to come clean. Still holding the bottle. They have an unusually frank moment that's almost romantic despite itself, until this active grenade singes his hand, and he throws it anyway on pure instinct. Inevitably it lands on his date's car and also destroys Elaine's favorite hot-dog stand from the A-plot. The wordless credits scene is George arriving at their usual diner in a new trenchcoat, where he sits down opposite Jerry, revealing a terrible wig and handlebar moustache.