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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. Being $200k in medical debt and paying for your Big Mac in "4 easy payments"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That’s only for in-network restaurants and burger providers

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Would UnitedHealth cover this?

Asking as a European

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Roll a dice, if it's 1 or 2 then no.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Steamymoomilk 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

AND BOTH SIDES ARE SANDED OFF

"may the best odds not be in your favor"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

... drawn on a paper sheet, so it has no other side (the sheet is blank at the back)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

gets a D100

Rolls a 2 anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Not last week

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

At this point just rob the mcdonalds.

What are they gonna do? Send you to the hospital?

[–] baggachipz 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Leave him alone. He is using his Freedom and enjoying it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guy must be richer than Elon Musk to be able to afford that hospital bed in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Motherfucker of you're gonna charge me $3,000 per day, I'm keeping the bed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What type of malady requires one to permanently lie face down such that they require a power-bed to get around?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Spinal cord injury with sacral decubitus ulcer would be the most likely.

Edit: https://www.rehab.research.va.gov/jour/2014/519/pdf/jrrd-2014-01-0027.pdf It might actually be a modified power wheelchair

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Butt stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

This photo is not American enough yet .... if he were on his way to a Presidential meeting as the President of the United States and that's the Secret Service just behind him ... then yes it would be tame enough to be very American.

[–] Kernal64 2 points 1 week ago

When the McRib is back, you do what you have to do to get one.