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Which means ads can also be streamed. Heck no.

I can already stream music into my head, and all without invasive surgery. What an innovation.

Where the fuck are all the "Mark of the beast" people, am I living in crazy time? Fuck I'm living in crazy time....

I do audiology research and can tell you right now, short of a cochlear implant -no we can't. And we are easily about two decades away from anything close. And even then, a CI can't make music sound as good as your ears. There is no 'one' place in the brain you can imput music into. The most dense and easiest place to input the music is in the cochlea, like a cochlear implant does. Every place up the chain then branches out to thousands of connections and makes it harder and harder. And every step higher up that you try to interface into means you are skipping the initial signal generator and lose out on all the needed fidelity. The next step above a CI is an ABI, auditory brainstem inplant. And they sound so bad, just going one stop up from the cochlea, that those users barely can understand speech and only in the best settings. And normally after about a year of auditory therapy with it. Realistically we tell people (the handfull a year who will end up with one) that they should expect to get sound awareness, and that's it, from their ABI. And now Elon talks about wanting to go another half dozen steps up from that and magically have the fidelity to make it sound like music?? GTFO. This guy is a moron and doesn't know what he is talking about.

But most importantly they will stream ads into your brain

I wouldn't trust anyone to put this device in my head, but Musk is the absolute last person I would trust. Look at what he did to twitter and now imagine he has direct access to your brain.

If you have ADHD, you don't even need a Neuralink chip. Music is always playing in your head, whether you want it or not.

For example, seeing this post just triggered a rickroll in my head and I can't turn it off.

Remind me again, how many monkeys died an excruciating death because of this implant?

He also says Teslas are fully self driving, and we know the truth about that.

Any idiot can say any dumb ol thing that pops into their brain. It takes some wisdom not to.

The advertisements would kill me.

More like .... a permanent watermark in your vision whether you are awake or asleep for 'X.com' ... or you have to pay $9.99 a month to remove it.

"Baby shark, do da do"

That would legitimately be horrible

Imagine being forced to listen to Rick Ashley night and day

Do exactly what we want, down to the movements of your eyes, or you will be in unimaginable pain.

I don't see what is funny about this. It absolutely will be used for egregious human rights violations.

Jokes on you! I enjoy that song!

I just discovered Rick Astley's recent tracks. They're amazing. Give "Never gonna stop" a listen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWNQUvIk954

Am I the only one thinking, what if they hack it and make people's heads explode? I'm good on all of this if it's ever a thing. Considering how much control they have over cars remotely, you know they will have full control of this, and that's pretty scary.

And it will not let you vote unless there's an R next to the ballot selection, otherwise it tells your brain to drop the pen

Imagine hacker install randsomware on your brain

Elon musk also says it'll let you shit flowers and breathe hard vaccum. Melon husk just makes shit up whenever he feels like it. It's not going to stream music into your brain. They still can't even get it to stop killing the testing animals.

and a hidden bomb in it in case you might be a terrorist

Ah I see he’s implementing his own form of brain control on the masses.