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and an itchy trigger finger (fedia.io)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you guys keeping goo gone and Quaker Oats in the fridge?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

how else are you supposed to stop your oats from getting too gooey

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't pay attention to anything but the geniuses storing solvents with their food.

If anyone is curious like me here's the material safety sheet for Goo Gone: https://googone.com/mwdownloads/download/link/id/839

[–] AwesomeLowlander 6 points 1 month ago

No no, it's an empty bottle they repurposed for gravy! The trace solvents make the gravy liquid enough to be sprayable, thus getting perfect coverage of your food

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Itchy? You may be allergic to shellfish. I'll just take those, so you're not exposed further...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is just asking someone to take a bite of rice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well, now you have 4640 rice. Mwahahahaha!

[–] ogmios 1 points 1 month ago

Ha! The fool didn't count his sauce particles!