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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I feel like if I ever actually woke up as a dog one day, it wouldn't be as a family pet but as a stray in Humans Who Hate Dogsville and I have mange.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

And the evil dog catcher is searching for you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you live in Humans Who Hate Dogsville?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can generally leave the place you live and travel to a place with a different name. Where you could potentially meet and pet some neglected dogs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

True, but you need to know how to get to that place which shifts the problem a little but still

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The real question is would you boop them? You gotta boop that snoot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'd boop kolanaki

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd play the fuck outta this video game

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Stray 2: Dog

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, but she's getting murmaidered by pollution.

[–] Grandwolf319 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but she is in blissful ignorance, the new human on the other hand gets to slowly doomscroll about it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The new human also buys cheap things from the other side of the world, travels using fossil fuels, votes to keep things going on as they are.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She has all the gizmos and gadgets, but they are last year's model so she wants moooore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

She might want to look into thingamabobs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

She can throw the old ones into the sea, buy new ones to feel adequate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

You need your knives, CHECK!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or caught up in a Chinese fishing trawler

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I find this comment dismissive of red-blooded American efforts to overfish our waters.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She's actually just reacting to internet videos. Like "dayum, that's crazy." Everyone wins!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

2mermaids1cup doesn't really translate well until you are on land.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

NGL you got shortchanged, where are the awesome mermaid powers?

You duped