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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They what? I need to threaten more ~~roombas~~ millipedes apparently.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me getting high as fuck after I smoke a bowl of ground up millipedes in order to treat my raging haemorrhoids

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like you're smoking those millipedes through the wrong orifice my dude

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Now... How hallucinogenic and can it be separated from the toxin?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

millipedes are fine, they're earthworms wearing power armor
centipedes are the horrifying ones, they are a dozen spiders fused together and with their morals removed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

...and apparently basement-centipedes are eating silverfish and other ookies.

Centipede-bro, I say. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. Etc

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please don’t start licking millipedes, y’all…

[–] peteypete420 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yea not unless you attack them first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is this why your finger stink after touching them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, what was that about Roombas sweating hallucinogens?

Can I lick them like those psychedelic toads?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You shouldn't be licking toads, little dummy! /lh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe I should get a roomba.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Now waitaminit—you’re saying that my Roomba has hallucinogens inside it? I tripped over it the other day, but this is a much different kind of bad trip hazard than I was led to think.