this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminder: they can be killed

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Just wait till their get the technology to upload their brain to the internet.

Try killing the internet.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I 100% guarantee that anything like that will actually just scan your brain, create a shitty NPC based on you, and electrocute you while you sit wondering when the upload is going to start.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls 3 points 3 weeks ago

Because it's been a while since I've seen a reference to the teleportation paradox, obligatory NFB cartoon link: https://youtu.be/ocgFkHElzgQ
(Or if you prefer, and are able, to watch on the NFB website directly) https://www.nfb.ca/film/to_be/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Where do I sign up?

[–] GhiLA 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not on my top five list, tbh, but if thermonuclear war gets pegged down, it might have a shot at making it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The aliens would have harvested our brains for their sexual experiments long before they let us destroy each other.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd let an alien fuck my brain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We talking like through the ear holes or pulling the whole thing out and rawdogging it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You already made the sale bro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

eh, ill pass.

[–] marine_mustang 52 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s only Class War when we fight back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly, currently it’s just class genocide/enslavery, with some of the working class applauding it

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Very important message.

The investment banker getting paid 200k per year in NYC is still closer to being homeless, than being a millionaire.

If you need to work to live, you are working class.

Some of the working class is underpaid and struggle daily, while some have more money and live fairly easy (until they lose their job). The capitalists owning the companies we work at have nothing in common with us, and they like when we hate each other, instead of them or the system.

[–] Tar_alcaran 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The investment banker getting paid 200k per year in NYC is still closer to being homeless, than being a millionaire.

They are a millionaire though. It's just that that means nothing anymore.

A million bucks is a million away from zero, but it's 999 million away from a billion.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's like the old saying goes "a millionaire is still about a billion dollars away from being a billionaire" .

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, I too am about a billion dollars away from being a billionaire. I suppose that means I'm a millionaire! Woo hoo

[–] NobodyElse 7 points 3 weeks ago

Millionaires, thousandaires, and hundredaires are all about a billion dollars away from being billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And, unironically, those bankers are all raging capitalists— ever-chasing the end-of-rainbow-pot-of-gold mirage—who fly annually to a pretentious faux-hippy desert festival modelled on communism.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Or they suck at their jobs and just want a paycheck like everyone else.

If I could get paid 500k I'd go be a banker and suck at it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

He most likely is a millionaire. You presumably mean billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

This election in America was one side saying this to the other and then the other "owning us" by not listening

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That signature is not helping the message

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

damm. spitting facts.