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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminder: they can be killed

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Just wait till their get the technology to upload their brain to the internet.

Try killing the internet.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I 100% guarantee that anything like that will actually just scan your brain, create a shitty NPC based on you, and electrocute you while you sit wondering when the upload is going to start.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Where do I sign up?

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls 3 points 3 weeks ago

Because it's been a while since I've seen a reference to the teleportation paradox, obligatory NFB cartoon link: https://youtu.be/ocgFkHElzgQ
(Or if you prefer, and are able, to watch on the NFB website directly) https://www.nfb.ca/film/to_be/

[–] GhiLA 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not on my top five list, tbh, but if thermonuclear war gets pegged down, it might have a shot at making it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The aliens would have harvested our brains for their sexual experiments long before they let us destroy each other.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd let an alien fuck my brain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We talking like through the ear holes or pulling the whole thing out and rawdogging it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You already made the sale bro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago